SALAMI BONER BECAUSE WHY NOT

AMONG US BALLS SUSSY BALLS BEN IS SUS BECAUSE BALLSACKS

"SALAMI BONER BECAUSE WHY NOT" "sussy fortnite balls"

by SUSSYFORTNITEBALLS October 13, 2021

The day I became a God

Oh, what!? It's the Clannad guy who did that!? That guy is the best!

Hym "If I go and watch 'The day I became a God' and it's good there is going to be hell to pay! People are talking shit about the creator but YOU KNOW he's one of the greatest writer's of tragedy of all time right!? It had better be bad with all that shit you're talking about it.

by Hym Iam March 5, 2023

I'm not smart because I looked up the word “me” in urban dictionary

Stop- just stop you’ve went too far

Stop..

Why are you still reading this what’s wrong with you-

Ok, you want it ?!?!

FINE!!! THE PERSON WHO IS READING THIS IS YOU NOT ME, ME IS 1 IQ…

You may have a higher iq then me because i don’t have iq…

Anywaysss… why does the cloud say me is dumb?

Word definition - “Me is me.” “You is you” “when you look yourself up in the dictionary it makes me puke..!”

#Me is myself.. the writer-
#You are the person reading this
Ok?!?!

“Me” is the person writing this

“You.” Are the reader.. WOW- SURPRISE. SURPRISE..

I'm not smart because I looked up the word “me” in urban dictionary.. the definition of you

by No…. …. I said no…. April 19, 2023

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023

Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!

A phrase quoted be Malory Archer and her son Sterling on the FX and FXX show Archer.

Sterling: Oh, is that what you want?

Lana: Yup

Sterling: Because that's how you get ants!
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Malory: Why are there donuts everywhere?

Sterling: Lana did that

Lana: I....

Malory: Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!

by Viscount Druitt September 14, 2021

beccasaurus

stay away. beware of the beccasaurus! she will eat you from the inside. she starts on the bladder and works her way up to the brain. she is living inside you if you caseybate too much. she eats little children.

that beccasaurus makes my internal organs slosh around.

by lolalivesunderatree January 23, 2009

Because I said so

A thought-terminating cliché used by authoritarian parents to suppress disobedience and critical thinking in children. Often most seen in Asian parents.

Child: Can I get a switch for my 14th birthday? All my friends have one and I wanna play with them at recess

Parent: No. No fun allowed in school, only study.
Child: But why?!
Parent: Because I said so!!!
Some guy sitting next to them in public: *slow claps* Wow! What an answer! I'm sure your child is totally going to believe that one!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 25, 2021