bending

To alter the truth to make a story more entertaining. Also to exagerrate facts to make them seem more incredible or unbelievable.

Brad said he bagged five chicks last night, but I think he was just bending.

by Gypsy Boy October 25, 2005

Beijinged

to place onself in a hazy state of mind, much like the air condition in Beijing as demonstrated during the 2008 Summer Olympic games

Baxter: yo man, what do you want to do tonight?

Tristan: i don't know, had a rough weekend, thinking of chilling out and getting beijinged tonight.

Baxter: good idea man, i will bring the greens around 8.

by taylork October 7, 2008

Spoon-Bending

When "Spooning" with a lover, the little spoon bends their top half around to kiss the big spoon.

hey baby, fancy some Spoon-bending?

by Neo90345 September 13, 2012

Cum Bending

Cum Bending has been used for many centuries. This technique uses the air density and launches the semen out of the urethra at increased rates. Turns out it doesn't work that well, and it really isn't that cool. For some reason, it is still being used to this day.

Friend 1: Yo! I figured out how to Cum Bend! This is so Cool!
Friend 2: Word to the wise bro, Cum Bending really isn't that cool.

by BenderOfCum October 20, 2020

Curse of the Benbino

Is when radio host Ben Maller predicts, declares, or hopes that any team or player will win a championship and they will find a way to lose.

Damn, I thought the Clippers would win this year until received got the dreaded Curse of the Benbino.

The Warriors blew a 3-1 series lead in the finals, the Curse of the Benbino strikes again!

by AnthonyinAnaheim June 1, 2017

bendie

a straight girl (spaghettie girl) who bends towards the gay life for a hot minute, often carelessly breaking the heart of a genuine lesbian in the process. :(

casey: so how'd it go with that chick?
molly: idk, i guess we're just hanging out for now.
casey: no love connection?
molly: well, i feel a connection but she's a bendie so i don't wanna get too attached.

or

molly: what's up? you look sad.
casey: that girl went and ditched me for a guy.
molly: what a bitch! but clearly she was a bendie so...
casey: ...doesn't make it hurt any less.

by Coleenmck October 22, 2009

Beijing bathhouse

The art of shitting in a towel, peeing on it, and placing on top of the hot rocks in a sauna.

Tom got us with the Beijing bathhouse again!

by Charlie and corey April 11, 2010