I went down on this bitch and she had all this fucking beaver cheese, so I got the hell outta there!
by Fernando January 17, 2004
A pussy that is either sexually repressed or completely and utterly unsatisfied before, during, or after sex and becomes angry as shit because it’s owner did not get off OR even come close. When a woman lies motionless facing the wall after sex, her pussy is getting angry and it is slowly becoming overwhelmed with rage. The woman will not talk about her pussy’s dissatisfaction but instead will merely use it, a little at a time, to make the life of the offending penis’s owner unbelievably miserable.
The traits of a woman with an Angry Beaver can manifest themselves in such a way that they can be mistakenly classified as bitchiness or PMS. The easy was to differentiate between a woman with an Angry Beaver and one who is just a “Straight up Cunt,” is to bang her brains out (multiple times if possible). If she is cured of her symptoms, you know that she just had an Angry Beaver.
The traits of a woman with an Angry Beaver can manifest themselves in such a way that they can be mistakenly classified as bitchiness or PMS. The easy was to differentiate between a woman with an Angry Beaver and one who is just a “Straight up Cunt,” is to bang her brains out (multiple times if possible). If she is cured of her symptoms, you know that she just had an Angry Beaver.
Dude, once she gets rammed hard a few dozen times it should tame her Angry Beaver.
I hear Bob can't get it up and I bet'cha his wife has one hell of an Angry Beaver!
I hear Bob can't get it up and I bet'cha his wife has one hell of an Angry Beaver!
by Julie is Queen March 14, 2008
A great feel-good tv show that aired from 1957-1963. Leave it to Beaver provides all the elements of comedy, childhood, and a loving family. Most of the episodes will remind you of your childhood in some way. Some people don't approve of this show because it was before women's liberation but if you watch enough episodes you'll see that the husband helps out his wife with dishes and other household chores. That's just the way everyone was back then, we cannot look down on the Cleavers for it :)
Person1: God, my girlfriend's family are such jerks I wanna watch some Leave it to Beaver so I can hope there's some perfect family out there so I won't be trapped by freaks forever!
Person2: Dude you're stupid that show is way too old and boring.
(starts watching)
Person2: (laughs) Wow that Eddie Haskell is just like me!
(realizes it's a good show)
Person2: Dude you're stupid that show is way too old and boring.
(starts watching)
Person2: (laughs) Wow that Eddie Haskell is just like me!
(realizes it's a good show)
by psychologynerd May 14, 2012
by Jarbob Reimtime March 11, 2006
Oregon State University fans who know that the Beavs kick mad PAC 10 ass. They also know that the ducks and their fans are whiny crybaby bitches who can't handle the fact that the beavs kick their asses every year!
by *Valerie* December 17, 2007
by suockstard August 28, 2010
Yesterday when I was at the climbing gym I saw this smokin' Muddy Beaver climbing a V9, hope I run into her at Tough Mudder.
by mudder17 July 13, 2011