Baron Von Steuben

He was like, this super badass immigrant gay himbo in the American Revolution and a bunch of crappy places are named after him. Okay so Germany kicked him out for being gay, Ben Franklin sent him and his boyfriend here, He did a bunch of awesome stuff, gave us some Prussian drilling, made us have half a chance against the British, wrote the first ever drill manual for the U.S., yelled at us in German and French, oh and he had a spoiled ass doggo he loved named Azor. Picked up two more twinks, got this lil ol house, died there, the end. He was friends with, like, all the important people your teacher actually tells you about. He was only being paid half. So yeah, he slayed.

random soldier: OH MY GOD WHO TF WAS THAT BARON VON STEUBEN GUY I HATE HIS BOOK, WHY DO WE HAVE TO CARRY IT AROUND!?
Me: Bro I wish I had one, BUT THEY'RE 80 FUCKING DOLLARS!?

200 years ago:
Baron Von Steuben: hey y'all I'm your new sugar daddy drillmaster
Du Ponceau: I'm his emotional support French twink
Walker: I'm just here for the money.
North: Hi, I'm one of the boyfriends, and I have a minor drinking problem
Azor: ruff ruff
AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BARON'S HAREM OF GAY FRENCHIES IN A NUTSHELL!
Washington: I don't get paid enough for this.
LaFayette: I don't get paid anything for this!

by IofogslawurysKisskiss April 25, 2024

Baron Void

A dark draconic leviathan of power, usually the best leader of a group.

User: Baron Void leaded my travel group last time, he protected us all from danger.

by Kara, Baron Void's lover June 6, 2024

babomski

a nickname for someone beloved, it can also mean “to nuke” or “death”

first definition:
“youre my beloved babomski”

second definition:
“im going to babomski this place”
“everyone is going to go babomski”

by riantly October 11, 2024

Baron Von Blud

Another legend of H block, similar to that of Count Cripula, although this entity throws up the 2s.

"Baron Von Blud just opped my unc up!"

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024

barmexy

In hockey the puck hits the cross bar and into the net

I went Barmexy in my game today

by Toros#46 November 27, 2024

BARKMANNING

The art or practice of spending the day drinking steadily though not excessively at a number of different locations. Generally very little is accomplished beyond this but an enjoyable time is had by those involved.

"We didn't really feel like going on that hike or doing all that work, so we're just Barkmanning it today."

by W. Maximus January 7, 2025

Baramanga

Type of conversion therapy that makes straight people gay. If you wanna break up ur straight buddy's relationship or if you're gay and wanna turn your crush gay, just show them some baramanga and it'll take no time!

Toby decided he wanted to be gay, so he asked his gay friend how to become gay, he recommended Toby to have a look at some baramanga. So, when he got home Toby got up r/baramanga on his computer at first he found it gross but on the 3rd or 4th photo he couldn't help but jerk himself off.

by multiple usernames January 7, 2025