babooned

Getting your ass fucked so hard you look like a red assed macaque.

"Bitch, why you walkin funny?"
"Cuz that boy last night babooned my ass!"

by Mavis's Bitch October 20, 2014

Baboon Butt

A baboon butt is a ghetto booty that is nice and tight, but it's red from getting spanked.

I had enough lip out of her so I gave her a baboon butt.

by Burrito Dan April 29, 2014

balloon soup

What remains in a condom after sex.

Francine ripped my rubber off and balloon soup went everywhere!

by the zygorthian December 31, 2015

balcony scene

when things get a little too frisky

We watched Romeo and Juliet in English class, but the teacher skipped the balcony scene.

by Oh Just Someone January 24, 2016

balloon handler

The person in charge of the removal and disposal of a condom for a friend while said friend is in the process of intercourse. Baloon handling is often used in the instances of a "Hot gun" or "stealthing".

"Were you really matts balloon handler last weekend, Adam?"
"Sure was, ask Beth Davis. She witnessed it".

by Burritoslayer69 May 31, 2017

Balloona

A cat's anus. A cat's anus looks like a balloon knot, but it can be called "balloona" for short.

Should we take Charlotte to the vet? Her balloona seems to be prolapsed.

by Joseph McDougall September 16, 2017

Baboon Muscle

The real name of a popular YouTube bodybuilder who calls himself Kali Muscle.

"Hey, did you see Kali Muscle's new video?"
- "Who?"
"Kali Muscle."
- "Oh, you mean Baboon Muscle. No, I don't watch that baboon prick."

by Janoy Cresva April 21, 2018