Poké Ballin'

1)The act of "Balling" in the video game Pokémon.

2)Knowing a lot about Pokémon and being a prick about it.

Billy: Wow look at Chen over there! He sure is Poké Ballin' with his Dugtrio!

Chen: Actually it's a Dodrio, RETARD!

Jeff: Yeah Chen sure is Poké Ballin' today.

by darthlazlo October 9, 2010

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Hair Ballin

A cat like sound that an older man makes in public that is commonly mistaken for hurling after a bender.

Dude #1, Did you hear that, sounds like he was on an all night bender?

Dude #2, Naw man, that's just Jim, he's hair ballin.

by SuperLloyd October 21, 2014

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Jason Ballins

This is what you call a true alpha male. One who is in their peak with no signs of slowing down. One who is known to draw envy from little dick energy individuals. The Lebron James of social graces.

"you see the guy over their banging all the hot dudes? Total Jason Ballins move."

by JasonBallins January 24, 2019

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Scone-balking

To offer to bring treats for one group of people, only to then give them to another group of people in spite.

Jason said he was bringing scones for his crew at work but they didn’t know he was scone-balking.

by Shane McGlover March 22, 2020

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A Man who knows no bounds or reality nor existence. He was not born, rather he was created. He knows no bounds f power. He has the perception into the cosmos that no being, even God has ever obtained. Sure Aidan is the alpha, but Small Balding is the alpha raised to the power of Aleph Null.

Average citizen of the cosmos: Did you hear Small Balding created a new plain of existence yesterday?

by @TheRealSmallBalding October 6, 2020

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Ol’ Moon Ballin’

Pushing your testicles between the legs, over the taint, then squeezing the legs together to hold, expose and display a taut ball sack at the base of the ass crack.

A skilled moon baller can walk around in this position displaying his wares for those that dare to catch a glimpse.

Everything was great at the family dinner until uncle Fred came out of the bathroom doing the ol’ moon ballin’.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

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