A bathroom that has been freshly cleaned, and not yet sullied by anyone else's disgusting, regret-filled, morning-after-a-12-pack dump.
There is nothing better than shitting in a virgin bathroom.
I took that bathroom's virginity, and I swear it will never be the same.
I took that bathroom's virginity, and I swear it will never be the same.
by Chudley Poorite March 5, 2017
Get the virgin bathroom mug.When one person feels the immediate effects of a Chipotle burrito and rushes to the bathroom forgetting to lock the door. Many other people feel the same thing and enter the bathroom with him.
Jackson: Oh no. (Runs to the bathroom)
Hunter: Oh no. (Follows Jackson to the bathroom)
Hunter (bursting in the bathroom door): sorry man. We’re going to have to have a Chipotle Bathroom Party.
(Both men crouch over toilet)
Hunter: Oh no. (Follows Jackson to the bathroom)
Hunter (bursting in the bathroom door): sorry man. We’re going to have to have a Chipotle Bathroom Party.
(Both men crouch over toilet)
by Poopassjackson April 7, 2019
Get the Chipotle Bathroom Party mug.Related Words
Bahroo
• bathroom
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• bathroom buddy
• Bathroom Shuffle
by TheatreCrackhead September 26, 2019
Get the Carpeted Bathroom mug.A target bathroom is where you took the biggest fucking shat all over the sink where after you left you had to come back to the bathroom to wipe your ass more
by Ur mom is Candice December 9, 2019
Get the target bathroom mug.The bathroom that tops all bathrooms. This magical place has a shower with body jets, all tile floors, a fancy ass sink, and a sweet ass toilet. Its a bathroom that you do not even feel worthy enough to enter. You feel honored just to be allowed to use that bathroom. No pictures are allowed, one must experience it for oneself.
Bro 1:Yo let's go to Viktor's house!
Bro 2:Why?
Bro 1: Yo man, you dont even know about Viktor's bathroom!
Bro 2:Why?
Bro 1: Yo man, you dont even know about Viktor's bathroom!
by gimmealittlehandshake July 23, 2012
Get the Viktor's Bathroom mug."how the fuck long are you going to be in there. I need to Tombstone the place"
"Dude, your date Tombstone (the bathroom) last night"
"Dude, your date Tombstone (the bathroom) last night"
by chuckD September 10, 2013
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A: (holding it in) hey. Where's the bathroom?!
B:{OMFG! NOT AGAIN!} right behind you sir. Have a nice day. {dumbass}
B:{OMFG! NOT AGAIN!} right behind you sir. Have a nice day. {dumbass}
by minmin293 September 15, 2013
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