Backwards Parking Motherfucker

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker, or BPM, does not park their car like normal drivers do. He/she will do a twelve point turn to get their car into a parking spot, with the car hood facing out towards the driveway.

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.

At the wal-mart supercenter, I saw a backwards parking motherfucker making a ten point turn into a handicapped spot. The dude walked out briskly without a limp.

by boggler August 12, 2016

Backwards Wank

The act of tucking ones penis between ones legs, to masturbate oneself from behind.

Steve "hey have you ever tucked your duck between your legs to walk from behind? Like a backwards wank?"
Dave "No..."
Steve "yeah me neither..."

by Spunk Sucker April 7, 2017

backword cowboy

When a guy is sitting and the girl mounts him backwords and rides him like a rodeo bull while he's gripping her hair.

I ride my man like a backword cowboy when having sex.

by Septemberglaze February 21, 2018

backwards tomato

somebody who seems queer, but is straight.

“Have you seen that girl, Azzy? I thought she was gay. but apparently not”
“Yeah, shes a bit of a backwards tomato.”

by sallythesalmon December 30, 2021

magical mystery backwards oreo

An oreo cookie with both cookie parts turned inward. Frequently results in the creme being stamped with a reverse image of the cookie design on both sides.

One side being turned inwards is called the mystery backwards oreo.

Bill: *is eating oreos* Oh man! I got a magical mystery backwards oreo!

John: Aw. I only got a mystery backwards oreo.

by Lump sum September 1, 2009

backwording

1.)When someone attempts to outdo another person by saying they are better at something than the other, when the person who is backwording doesn't really know if they really are.

Janet says she is better at tennis than Maria, and claims she will destroy her. But Janet doesn't really know if Maria is better or worse. When Janet says she is better than Maria, she is considered "backwording"

by T Lake August 28, 2007

Backwards People

The evil side of the human. They prefer the milk before the cerial, the creamer in before the coffee. They even go as far as to cook there food strait on the stove and then when the food is done cooking they put the vegetable oil on after its done cooking and then eat through the other end. Could end up being a male wanting to date one of those hot lesbian's, gnorw s'ti

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by rcsamDuckworth May 18, 2019