Toledo Burrito 

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."

Toledo Burrito by The Earl of Teabag August 30, 2006

fantasy burrito 

The true definition of a fantasy burrito varies from person to person; such is the nature of fantasy. However, the generally accepted definition (and who could ask for anything more?) is thus: A fantasy burrito is an event, point in time, or object, in which a person has multiple fantasies realized at the same time or during the same event.

1. A man sitting at a bar with a redhead on the right and an asian on the left, is enjoying his redhead/asian/bar fantasy burrito.

2. A man enjoys baked potatoes, anchovies, and steak and dreams of eating them all at once. If at any point he puts them all into a burrito and eats it, he too would be enjoying his (quite literal) fantasy burrito.

fantasy burrito by Hoodad January 6, 2006

english burrito 

the literal act of shitting onto a piece of paper, wrapping it up (like a burrito), and turning it in as an assignment. Can be used in any class but works best for english-related classes because most students write B.S. anyway.

Brian didn't want to spend a whole weekend writing an essay he was going to fail, regardless of his effort, so instead he turned in an english burrito to voice his displeasure.

english burrito by gocavs July 9, 2010

would Jesus microwave a burrito? 

slang. Phrase is often used to confuse and torment children.

Variation 1: "why did the chicken cross the road and how do they like their eggs cooked?"

Variation 2: "if the universe is finite, then what's on the other side?"

Origin: Bored people with no life

And what are we going to do about all of these wrong number dialers?

would Jesus microwave a burrito? by John Gibby January 7, 2005

A breakfast burrito 

When a person defecates on a person who is passed out, then wrapped up in the bed sheets

A few of Tony's fraternity brothers thought it would be funny to give him a breakfast burrito after he passed out from a night of heavy drinking.

A breakfast burrito by Phillip R. November 15, 2005

Horny Burrito 

A horny mexican chef

The mexican chef was a horny burrito when he was looking up all the waitresses skirts.

Horny Burrito by Topless Clown Spanker June 22, 2009

Brownie Burrito 

The act of laying down a layer of toilet paper on top of the water inside a toilet, and then unloading a steamer so as to keep the poop dry. When finished, roll up the toilet paper in the shape of a burrito and enjoy! Your Brownie Burrito is complete!

The Brownie Burrito Jimmy created weighed 5 pounds. It was then sold to a local Taco Bell.

Brownie Burrito by The Maxibator April 28, 2010