boner fiesta 

1. A party in which all members circle jerk

2. An expression that is said when people go into a state of extreme pleasure or happiness

1. Hey guys! Lets all have a boner fiesta at Pat's house. I'll bring the vaseline.
2. BONER FIESTA!!!! I'm so happy that the Jets won the Superbowl!

boner fiesta by Pat's palace November 6, 2010

boner parade 

a cavalcade of attractive women (men if you are gay) that are considered to be very sexually arousing

I went down to the college laundromat today... It was a total boner parade!

I like going to hooters, always a boner parade.

boner parade by hanibal the jerk February 17, 2012

Boner Goggles

The ability to detect a boner in someone's pants when they're above a 3.0 blood alcohol level from at least 15 feet away.

She gently gazed over his crotch with her boner goggles to see if her pray was ready to be capsized.

Boner Goggles by shnummy August 1, 2012

Boner sidler 

When your significant other / husband gets a boner but he doesn't come right out with it. Instead, he snuggles against you until you feel his boner against you in a surprise fashion.

Me: I was watching Grey's Anatomy last night and my hubby boner sidled me out of nowhere!

Friend: Geez, what a boner sidler. Why doesn't he tell you he's horny and it's time to get some action?
Me: I know!

Boner sidler by Wifeyoftheday February 28, 2013

boner bashing

the act of slamming the head of ones penis into the head of anthers

"i was boner bashing yesterday and now my dick hurts"

boner bashing by Xx.god.xX December 27, 2013

boner slime 

ejaculate and/or jizz

maybe I'll text my ex and ask her if my boner slime tastes like pancake mix

boner slime by iamhellcat March 14, 2014

Boner Crease 

A crease around the crotch area in your pants/shorts, ect. that makes you appear to have a boner when you don't actually have one.

Tim: Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Jeff: Oh, that's just a boner crease!

Boner Crease by CaptainCatLoaf June 2, 2015