Blow Ready

When you groom your penis to make it presentable for a blowjob.

James: Are you hoping to get lucky tonight?

Rob: Sure, but gotta make myself blow ready first!

by Dali103071 May 3, 2013

blizzy blowed

When you become extremely high strictly from smoking blunts.

Me: This is my fourth blunt, I'm blizzy blowed.

by sloticus January 3, 2015

junk blow

The act of "sucking the life out" of someone's soul through their asshole.

After an evening full of drinks, Eric presented himself to Jay for their traditional junk blow.

by Birdtrax January 3, 2015

z blow

1. A fast powerful uppercut to the stomach that makes a thunderous sound upon contact. Originated from hard punches that were from DBZ.

2. A hit (usually a uppercut to the stomach) strong enough to end a fight in one hit and leaves the receiver writhing in pain.

Dave: "I'm sick of my little brother talking mess."

Justin: "Just give him a z blow to the face and he'll shut up."

by Metabashi July 18, 2010

Lansing Blow

Sounds like 'Glancing Blow' but is related to the number of dicks you (a downtrodden Michiganer) would be willing to suck (for money) in order to purchase bus fare out of state.

It was a Lansing Blow that brought me here to California, I sucked literally dozens of strange cocks through the glory hole in the handicap stall of the Greyhound Station to get the fuck out of Michigan.

by K.Grapher May 22, 2019

Sweet'N Blow

The act of adding sugar to your mouth while performing oral sex on a man. The sugar helps make the seaman taste better. A play on the words of the popular sweetner Sweet'N Low

My girfiend never use to swallow my load, until one day I added some sugar. Now she loves to give me a Sweet'N Blow.

by Paulstuffy January 11, 2015

Blizzity blow

What white guys think "a baller" says

"And I was all blizzity blow up in that shit."

by Whitey Mac...donald November 28, 2013