sweet chilli beans

Sweet chilli beans

When your fucked after parklife and you just managed to sort an Uber, “that’s sweet chilli beans”

by Big Cez + Hazzdizzle August 5, 2018

a big bag of beans

An annoying or otherwise less-than-ideal situation; an undesirable state for one to be in.

“Man, this new project is really making class a big bag of beans.”

by ABigBagofBeans27 September 16, 2019

For beans

When something is impossible no matter how hard you try.

You couldn't ride a bike for beans.
I can't do a back flip for beans.

by DeeArr November 23, 2009

Cool Beans Yo

To express happiness or excitment for another. 2. To agree in delight.

1. I just voted!
-Cool beans yo!
2. We should arrive early to get good seats.
-Cool beans yo!

by nsambas June 22, 2006

BatSlap

With your ball sack stretched over the mouth and nose of the receiver you then grab the base of your cock and slap them between the eyes and forehead with the tip. Works best when erect or semi pudged.

Zach: Dude did you see that? I BatSlapped LB so hard it left a red mark on her forehead.

Tom: That was so funny!

Chris: Awesome

by Bat-Wing March 23, 2009

Flock of Bats

Uncontrolled, violent and quite frightening bowel action, often obliterating the original finish of the toilet bowl. Similar to a Flock of Sparrows, but done with the lights out.

Christ, I had to shit in the dark in the en-suite so as not to wake the wife, and after that vindaloo it was like a flock of bats. My subsequent actions with the toilet brush were akin to the labours of Hercules.

by Jobsagoodun September 7, 2006

bats in the cave

visible clumps of nose goblins, often found clinging to nasal hair.

"you need to blow your nose, you got some serious bats in the cave!!"

by pow3rzz January 26, 2007