show me where the axe hit

The entrance to the human vagina. In reference to the similarity of the shape of an axe wound and the appearance of the opening of a woman's cunt.

Amanda was the first girl to show me where the axe hit her.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

We'll eventually have to sharpen the ax

A common saying for somebody wanting to leave a place, usually a party. Commonly used as a hint that you need to get going.

Well, David, we'll eventually have to sharpen the ax...

by Page Hansen February 22, 2007

axe can wake up call

When someone tosses an axe can into a fire at a camp out and wakes up everyone after the explosion

Andy threw an axe can into the fire pit when we were eating breakfast and woke up everyone including Burke's parents after the fireball and explosion. No more camp outs after that axe can wake up call.

by Poop McFly October 19, 2007

To put axe on your own foot.

To put axe on your own foot.

To put axe on your own foot.
Sam have put axe on his own foot by investing all his money in one company shares and got a big loss.

by Khizrabad October 13, 2016

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

Use this phrase in times of extreme anger towards other people, when your brain isn't functioning well enough to put together a logical, coherent threat.

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

by Scot August 9, 2004

originally, someone who makes furniture with an axe

The original definition of Hacker
hacker

Axes are overrated.

The other person who did this (the one with the mock html tags) is very clever. Nice :)

by Dharya9 December 3, 2003

horse-faced axe battle anal rampage

When a human axe battle rampages a horse faced woman/man
or child's anal cavity

axe battle battle anal rampage:
extreme dry anal pillaging

Dude did you here lorin had horse-faced axe battle anal rampage sex with julia?

by dick milfier January 13, 2008