asshat

Word used only by losers.

Loser: "Asshat!"
Me: "Loser."

by Guh-eye July 16, 2008

asshat

Somebody you hate so much it is not only okay, but necessary to verbally shit all over them.

"Wow Dick, why do you keep breaking the printer on purpose? Quite being such an asshat."

by Bri Woo February 18, 2008

asshat

One who wears a hat on his ass, in case it gets cold up there on top of his shoulders. An idiot.

You, sir, will hardly hear yourself fart with such a thick wooly asshat on. Pray indulge in a little flashage.

by Et tu, Spongebob? December 14, 2008

Asstastic

The opposite of fantastic. Bad, undesirable, unpleasant, displeasing, or abhorrent.

That restaurant is asstastic.

by Donnie Ballgame May 21, 2009

dumb-asstarded

a person who is retarded in a funnny way

YO, you slipped on a banana, you are so dumb-asstarded!!

by Greene Blob August 16, 2006

asstit

Mis-spelling of "aztec". Can be used intentionally, as an insult towards the Aztec people or someone named Aztec.

"C'mon man, let's get to Asstit!"

"Yo, what's up, Asstit?"

by Shorwiam January 18, 2009

assatasious

someone with a nice a$$

junk in the trunk
cushion for the pushin.

"hey there miss new booty"
BOOTYLICIOUS
nicki minaj
The lady that walked into the produce isle was assatasious.
cushion for the pushin
junk in the trunk
ass

by Robin McDougle December 30, 2010