Ass Bats

Ass bats are the bats that brush into you at night, they have a tenancy to brush your partners ass as you're walking down an unlit path. Ass bats live on insects, they are so fast that you rarely get to see them, in most cases the person walking with them gets the blame.
Did you just touch my ass? No it must have been ass bats I think I saw one flying around earlier...
by Billy_ott October 25, 2012
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honkey ass

Man the girl over there has a honkey ass
by Stoned Blacksmith October 28, 2009
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Ass Tuba

The act of farting loudly whilst sitting on the toilet
I thought I had to shit, but I just sat there playing ass tuba.
by D-McNasty December 30, 2011
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Velcro Ass

The condition that follows Swamp Ass due to the drying of sweat on the hair bridging the asscrack. This creates a Velcro like bond between hair on different sides of the crack.
Man, my Velcro ass just tore apart when I sat on the toilet.
by YunChop January 13, 2018
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ass in a sling

The state of being in a great deal of trouble; usually brought by one's own stupidity or ineptitude
You just dissed the boss in an open meeting; should have done that in private!You have really got your ass in a sling now fool!!
by hummingharpman December 07, 2013
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Ass. Consultant

Abbreviation for 'Associate Consultant', some bullshit job title to give younger employees a false sense of hope that their job means something. Commonly found in rural consultancies in St. Ives. Sometimes loaned out sexually to clients to secure deals.
Client: 'The proposal is pretty good, but the quote is too high'
Hobb Knob: 'Have one of my ass. consultants for the night, not the yank though, he's spoiled goods and has an arse like a grapefruit'
Client: 'Deal, we'll sign off in the morning'
by RandyRhoads84 December 26, 2016
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Belt to ass

I just saw mimi and put belt to ass
by 313mimi February 22, 2023
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