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arse-rider

An annoying prink who latches onto your exact walk speed and trajectory and then continues to follow you 'up your arse' all the journey. Can only be stopped with a sudden halt, which may result in a rear-ending, depending on how closely they are following you. Also applicable when driving.
E'yar mate this dickhead behind us is being a right arse-rider! He has followed us all the way home. I am about to slam on the brakes, hopefully he fucks off.
by leede January 9, 2016
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Arse badger

Girl: wow that boy was such an arse badger
by Shayomac February 19, 2017
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Arse Munch

One who irritates others for their own amusement. This is usually met with hostility.

Also, a term of endearment between friends.
"What an utter arse munch!"

or
"Awright arse munch? How's it going?"
by 4Tone-E May 30, 2015
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Arse Jam

The build up of faecal matter and sweat that collects within ones arse cheeks particularly during hot weather or prolonged exposure to leather furniture and PS3 marathons.
Greg – “Seriously Phil, were going to have to pause this awesome game of ‘Call of Duty, Black Ops’”

Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”

Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”

Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”

Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”
by tincopper March 1, 2011
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Arse Crumble

A term invented by YouTuber 21Kiloton to describe a video game of exceedingly low quality.
Dave: Have you played Ghost Recon: Breakpoint yet?

Gary: No man. That game is total arse crumble.
by Fu[n]k My Life October 26, 2019
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Creamy arse

Something that Conan McConville has... no one else
‘Why does Conan McConville have such a creamy arse’
by Wheresthebomblikeaye March 27, 2021
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arse blinder

Arse Blinder
n
1. A person who fucks arses
2. Slang, a contemptible or disreputable person
3. Slgan, a fellow; a chap "He's a silly little arse blinder, then"

v
arse blinder, arse blinding, arse blinded - Vulgar Slang

v.tr
1. to practice buggery
2. to ruin, frustrate or complicate
3. to tire, weary
4. to damn

interj
Slang an exclamation of annoyance or disappointment
That final hill was an absolute arse blinder bugger

Arse Blinder! wanker, prat, fuckwit, gobshite
by foundryman September 30, 2012
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