An annoying prink who latches onto your exact walk speed and trajectory and then continues to follow you 'up your arse' all the journey. Can only be stopped with a sudden halt, which may result in a rear-ending, depending on how closely they are following you. Also applicable when driving.
E'yar mate this dickhead behind us is being a right arse-rider! He has followed us all the way home. I am about to slam on the brakes, hopefully he fucks off.
by leede January 9, 2016

One who irritates others for their own amusement. This is usually met with hostility.
Also, a term of endearment between friends.
Also, a term of endearment between friends.
by 4Tone-E May 30, 2015

The build up of faecal matter and sweat that collects within ones arse cheeks particularly during hot weather or prolonged exposure to leather furniture and PS3 marathons.
Greg – “Seriously Phil, were going to have to pause this awesome game of ‘Call of Duty, Black Ops’”
Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”
Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”
Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”
Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”
Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”
Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”
Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”
Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”
by tincopper March 1, 2011

by Fu[n]k My Life October 26, 2019

by Wheresthebomblikeaye March 27, 2021

Arse Blinder
n
1. A person who fucks arses
2. Slang, a contemptible or disreputable person
3. Slgan, a fellow; a chap "He's a silly little arse blinder, then"
v
arse blinder, arse blinding, arse blinded - Vulgar Slang
v.tr
1. to practice buggery
2. to ruin, frustrate or complicate
3. to tire, weary
4. to damn
interj
Slang an exclamation of annoyance or disappointment
n
1. A person who fucks arses
2. Slang, a contemptible or disreputable person
3. Slgan, a fellow; a chap "He's a silly little arse blinder, then"
v
arse blinder, arse blinding, arse blinded - Vulgar Slang
v.tr
1. to practice buggery
2. to ruin, frustrate or complicate
3. to tire, weary
4. to damn
interj
Slang an exclamation of annoyance or disappointment
by foundryman September 30, 2012
