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Fantom Ants

When you have a trail of ants in your house and you spend 20+ minutes cleaning the trail up and you come out victorious killing them all only to feel ants crawling on your arms,legs,and body for the next hour or so but when you check to see how many there are none really there. Fantom Ants.
I got fantom ants after clearing up that sticky juice spill
by Silverbud Shotgunfarmer June 23, 2010
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Kassiani Ant

Kassiani Ant (Cassianus Myrmicinae in Latin) is but a small subspecies of ant that thrives in the coastal regions of Attica, Greece.

Their name is derived from Saint Kassiani, who wrote a multitude of hymns in Byzantine Times, as they, too, communicate via elaborate melodious patterns.
Little is known about these creatures, yet scientists suspect they have obtained their unique method of communication by mimicking the ceaseless noise of urban life.
Their life span is estimated to be approximately 13-14 years, surpassing the average ant by a staggering 6-7 years!
I kept hearing strange noises coming from my basement. Little did I know, it was not a demonic entity, yet a Kassiani Ant nest.
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fighting ants

Fighting ants is a term used in jail when you force yourself to stay awake because you have...
A. Repetitive nightmares
B. Visual hallucinations
Tom “Ay Jerry whatsup with Jeremy he seems different.”
Matt “he been fighting ants for two days
by SWAGGGGGGER21 August 1, 2019
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The Ant

The phenomenon when, the closer you get to your house the more you have to shit.
Oh s*** dude, The Ant almost got my ass on the way home from the strip club. Damn near shit my shoes.
by IHateAntZ November 8, 2021
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anted

Anted is a cute fine little boy. He is friendly and gives good advice. This is a girl’s man o. Girls take him before it’s too late. If your sad anted will do everything he can to cheer you up. If you are about to die and only anted can save you, he would give you his heart. This boy is a sweetheart. If you don’t have an anted in your life what the hell are you doing with it. GIRLS TAKE HIM NOW
Beat it. He’s mine jare. No I called dibs on anted first
by Yaba boy July 29, 2019
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egyptian ant farm

Shoving ants down your urethra and letting them crawl around
Guy 1: I really want an Egyptian ant farm right
Guy 2: That's really fucked up
by Penissucker November 9, 2015
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