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I am a spoon

When you run out of the dank insults and don't have anything more creative. Maybe somebody collects spoons in your family? Brilliant! Go sit in a drawer like the low-life piece of cheap metal you are.
by Spoonnotaspork October 20, 2016
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12 am rule

Anything said between 12:00am-1am is not to be taken literally if furthering the conversation will result in self incrimination.
Girl: “Omg did you hear how john called me a slut?”
Guy: “Yeah I heard, but he’s good because of the 12 am rule ya slut”
by joebidenismyuncle May 3, 2020
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i am retarded

You are implying that yourself has an intellect with problems
*Jake Paul looking in the mirror*: I am retarded
by Tw4 February 23, 2018
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am i dead?

yes, you are dead so deal with! I'm just kidding, you're dead but you are reliving your life right now. Now that i think about it, shouldn't you be doing something else than looking to see if you are dead?
am i dead?

you are dead
Little Timmy: Am i dead Dad?
Big Billy: I don't know son.
Karen: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!!??
Big Billy: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE!!??
Little Timmy: please kill me
by Beastmode1158 October 30, 2020
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Am I gay?

If you are looking this up as a genuine question, yes. You are very much gay. Infact, you're the gayest of the gay.

Most young gay people look this up, even if they know they probably are.
Kid: Searchs "am I gay?" into google
google: you are the gayest of the gay for looking that up
by I AM QUEER *all might face* November 23, 2021
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I AM ERROR

Its actually due to poor translation that his name is ERROR, his real name is actually Errol which makes a little more sense but the piss-poor translations of the NES days turned that last L into an R, thus the enigmatic ERROR...
by Dr. Awesome September 15, 2006
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i am sad

Jared: i am sad
Carl: ok
by fricking tree boy April 29, 2019
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