Alien Brain Hemorrhage

A cocktail intentionally made to look insane. Consists of half a shot glass full of peach schnapps, with Bailey’s Irish Cream poured on top. Once the shot is almost full, a small amount of blue curacao is added, and once that settles, a small splash of grenadine tops the drink off.

"Hey, what is that thing that looks like an atomic war on a different planet, and am I really expected to put this in my mouth?"

"Its an Alien Brain Hemorrhage. Enjoy, it's delightful."

by Elia K. February 29, 2012

Alien

A person who doesn't sleep with a pillow

My roommate does not sleep with a pillow. She is an alien.

by shiroshitsuji September 10, 2014

Alien Queen

That moment when you're on the toilet and you've done a particularly messy dump and realise you've not got a toilet roll near you. So you detach yourself from the toilet like the 'Alien Queen' in search of another roll.

He pebbledashed the toilet like something out of a war zone then noticed he didn't have any toilet paper. This is when he had to perform an 'Alien Queen' and detach himself from the toilet and seek out another bog-roll.

by Undormant November 15, 2015

alien doll

A sex doll for extra terrestrial homosexuals... or Asians.

Bung Lo put his 3' cock in the alien doll and lasted 22 seconds, a record for him.

by NotMonkeypunch June 10, 2016

alfie inskip

alfie inskip means cool

you are alfie inskip

means you are cool

by feetz songs 4 you April 30, 2019

Albie

The opposite of saucy minx
Has sex with dog
Whitest neek on the block
Predator of cousins

Fuck is albie run

by Poopy Garry Neil October 19, 2019

Alfie

Alfie is a peng ting and he is a true fittie. So cute but he loves to bully his girlfriend. He always says he is ugly and a gimp but he is rlly not. If u become close with him he is the best boyfriend ever. But never be mistaken because Alfie can lie A LOT. Mostly to keep you safe or just because the truth is too embarrassing.

“Omg Alfie said he has a big dick”
“Girl he’s lying”

by Ellie748258 April 4, 2020