That moment when you're on the toilet and you've done a particularly messy dump and realise you've not got a toilet roll near you. So you detach yourself from the toilet like the 'Alien Queen' in search of another roll.
He pebbledashed the toilet like something out of a war zone then noticed he didn't have any toilet paper. This is when he had to perform an 'Alien Queen' and detach himself from the toilet and seek out another bog-roll.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!