alaskan pipeline

the act of cutting a whole 8 ball of cocaine into one long gigantic rail.

me and brian picked up an 8 ball last night and blasted it all to our dome alaskan pipeline style.

by D>A>D May 22, 2006

Alaskan Douche

When a guy or group of guys jack off and fill a douche bottle with cum.... then the cum is frozen. Some time later, the bottle is defrosted and squirted into a woman's vagina, preferable while still cold. The woman then finishes the douche by spurting the cum juice out.

I gave my girl a 100 load alaskan douche courtesy of some of my good buddies. Then she unloaded it on my cock while I fucked her in the ass.

by the_worm July 13, 2009

Alaskan Governor

Giving a blow job to a politician to get on in life, as demonstrated by Sarah Palin

I gave my MP an Alaskan Governor inspired by Sarah Palin

by bealfakelesbian September 17, 2009

Alaskan Steamroller

When one defecates into a condom, then uses the soiled condom while having intercourse.

I gave her an Alaskan Steamroller last night.

by Timoooo September 14, 2007

Alaskan Pacifier

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones mouth.

Bro, I gave her the best Alaskan Pacifier of the lifetime.

by Azsca June 22, 2022

Alaskan Pipeline

Freezing a big poop log. Proceeding to Tittie sex a large boobed lady

I totally gave that chick with a dick an Alaskan Pipeline last night. It was tits.

by Prtarded March 14, 2015

Alaskan Firedragon

The act of having someone drink a cold beverage (like a slushy) then giving oral with said beverage in their mouth. Then, right when you cum, smacking the back of their head making the beverage and cum shoot out from their nose and mouth.

Alaskan Firedragons are messy.

by TheMeowingSpanker October 06, 2015