Alyssa

That last person you wanna be stuck on earth with Cause she is annoying as HELL
Me: why am I here with you

Alyssa: because you love me
by Thatonebitchyoudontwannafuckwi February 20, 2020
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Alyssa

Alyssa is a weird person and fights over little things like who's pencil she has.Shes really pretty and is the kid at school with loaded perents so she has really nice clothes.
Alyssa your a butthole.
by Weird buttface May 20, 2019
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Alyssa

A dumbass hoe who will be a virgin for the rest of her life.
Alyssa is retarted
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Alyssa

A big nose and mouthed ass bitch who can’t keep her thoughts in her head. She tries to be cool and fails miserably. She is a slutty bitch who can’t get a man.
Alyssa is a bitch
by Quetzal:( April 23, 2019
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alyssa

someone who is loud petty spreads rumors and is dramatic
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alyssa

a alyssa is a hoe who is a bitch and she will fuck your husband and your kids will call her mommy two . alyssa is the girl you want to kill. don’t mess with a alyssa
alyssa ruined my life and now my ex won’t lay me child support
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Alyssa

a dork. that’s pretty much it.
“hey it’s alyssa
“the dork?”
“yeah”
by totallyNotAlexdontLookno October 26, 2019
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