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Get the Allen is really bored mug.Is a loyal, and amazing friend with the desire to provide for his family and friends. He is the sigma male and is desired by both alfa and betas alike. He is very smart athletic and good at fishing fighting and fucking. He seem to be extremely strict with his children but is so loving and pure that he'd never resort to violence with his child. He is a true and thoughtful person who can be very violent when provoked.
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Get the Darny Allen mug.While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch
Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One
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