Cort "Fucking" Allen
Strengths: can smoke a whole pack of USA golds in 30 seconds
The monster of the 607, drinker of half empty flat beer at 3:00 in the afternoon, king of whole facts
Weaknesses:
Cant drive
also doesn't have a bike and refuses to get a bus pass so
Strengths: can smoke a whole pack of USA golds in 30 seconds
The monster of the 607, drinker of half empty flat beer at 3:00 in the afternoon, king of whole facts
Weaknesses:
Cant drive
also doesn't have a bike and refuses to get a bus pass so
by corty boy September 03, 2019
Hes a G, he always smells kinda funky but he's skilled all around. Usually a good wrestler. Pulls so many girls he doesn't even realize it
by Kendallish December 10, 2021
Micah Allen. God himself. Is a total badass and has total clout. Almost as much as Rob Wnukowski. Used to describe a person, object, action, etc. that is badass. He gets all bitches and money. You DO. NOT. want to mess with Micah Allen.
by MicahAllenLover2010 October 02, 2018
Max is an actual weirdo, who does he think he is with his grade 9 exams. Ughhhh. Mr I’m too smart to help christy in science haha go suck my big toe. Max is a legend tho and he has a massive crush on my pet pigeon called josh Southgate. Mr Goffard said my pigeon is a rapist 😬, Josh thinks he’s cooler than max but everyone knows it’s not true.
by Lottie J June 18, 2019
Max Allen is an absolute bloody legend and he’s very smart but he doesn’t help Christy in Science so she had to use whatever of her brain she has left from baingin it on the table. Max is mean and fatshames josh but who cares it’s funny. Also he is mr goffards bum wipe and Christy likes orange more than him. Christy is wayyyyy more amazing than max. End of
by Lottie J May 29, 2019