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Albert

Thomas: “We are going to get ice cream later”
Me: “Albert” (Short for alright bet)
by alrp July 6, 2025
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Albert Style

Executing a task with a conflicting mix of meticulous perfection, excellence and sarcasm, often confusing and causes anxiety to newcomers. Rarely includes a drummer.
Hey bro, we're gonna do this shit Albert Style

Make sure you cats practice this song Albert Style

I think the reason I ended up in therapy was the fear of everything being Albert Style
by LJCSLANG July 24, 2025
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Albert Arkwright’s Shop

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.
Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.
by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025
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albert einstein from temu

me
i am smart but i am albert einstein from temu, which reduces my iq by 10828
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 16, 2025
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albert county liquor pig

short (ACLP)
A hillbilly who drinks too much beer and beats his wife in the middle of the woods in albert county new Brunswick
Did you see Ricky last night?
No

He drank a hole 24 he is totally an albert county liquor pig
by glenn swagmire October 8, 2025
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In 1945 Einstein came up with the idea to start jerking off before a presentation to clear his mind. It can also be used for students when they are taking a test to help figure out the answer
Dude I just used the Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation on that test and made a 100
by 1092616252616 October 19, 2025
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