Survival the Albert the Killer 

epic game where you get attacked by felipe

Person 1: so what did you do during that short break?
Person 2: I was bored so I played Survival the Albert the Killer on roblox

Survival the Albert the Killer by boing February 10, 2021

Rust x Albert

Rust x Albert is a slash ship between Rust (Rust_010) and Albert (Flamingo)

“Rust x Albert for life” - random shipper

Rust x Albert by Itzpl4y3r January 26, 2022

alberta emergency alert system

"Alberta emergency alert system"

A horrible alert system that you can't understand and doesn't appear until it's to late

TV. "BEEP! This is an alberta emergency alert. A... (Unrecognizable automated speech)"

Me: "I hope that was nothing important because I COULDNT HEAR A DAMN WORD! Stupid alberta emergency alert system!"

alberta emergency alert system by Lolbroccoli January 5, 2014

Albert Heijn 

The greatest collection of random, ass-and-ass, prepackaged shit-tasting excuses and cancer inducing food products typically found in the greatest country of them all, the Netherlands. Go there, the Netherlands. Don't go to Albert Heijn, unless you want your ass cancered.

Well fuck me right in the asshole or let's go to Albert Heijn, aint no choice there bubba!

Albert Heijn by Diffa August 21, 2017

albertan

n. Proudly ill-informed redneck willing to blindly ignore science while the bodies pile up

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Masks don’t never work; it’s in the bible. A true albertan would know that.

albertan by gnostic3 May 4, 2021

Fat Albert

1. a C-130T airplane

2. a strain of cannabis

(perhaps influenced by the character in Stories told by comedian Bill Cosby)

How did he got to ride Fat Albert.

Fat Albert by The Return of Light Joker May 6, 2008

mount albert 

a small town of about 10 people north of toronto ontario, not very well known for anything except for its 7 man march down the street every night.there's a high fear of populated streets in mount albert, more people are dieing due to the crowded streets, they're not used to it. there's a park and 2 convinience stores there, and that's about it. if you acquire a dealer in one of the 10 people living in mount albert, you'll recieve a text message EVERY day saying "you need tomorrow?" even when you're not in town. so when you think your town is bad, go to mount albert for a week.

guy 1: man i hate living in uxbridge, it's so ghetto and small. there's nothing to do here except for smoke up.
guy 2: you've clearly never been to mount albert, go there for a week and you'll appreciate uxbridge.

mount albert by eiousdikd :) March 27, 2009