Any group of slow moving idiots in front of you who are taking up the entire pathway, making it impossible for you to pass them. Different than a blockage in that these idiots are actually moving (although WAY too slowly) and they are oblivious to the fact that they’re inconsiderate as hell.
by someoneouthere August 24, 2006
by anonymous551 May 16, 2015
A sexual act wherein a drunk woman is bent over a bed or similar piece of furniture and a green laundry basket or storage bin is placed over her torso and used to hold her down while you anally please her.
WARNING: If this technique is used for oral sex, it can quickly turn into the dangerous "snapping turtle"; use extreme caution if attempting this variant.
WARNING: If this technique is used for oral sex, it can quickly turn into the dangerous "snapping turtle"; use extreme caution if attempting this variant.
by Dan I am February 06, 2010
A nickname Ethan Dolan gave to himself when he saw a picture of him making a face that looked similar to one of a turtle.🐢👨
by Mannny345 December 11, 2017
A sex position that incorporates both the 69 and the reverse cowgirl. While the female crouches so her vagina is being stimulated by the males mouth, she bends backwards so her back is arched parallel to his stomach, and performs oral sex, creating a turtle like shell of humans, hence the name.
"Kyle asked me to do the turtle 69 with him, and I told him to suck a dick."
"Yo, last night, me and this bitch did the turtle 69 and I totally blew all over her underchin."
"Yo, last night, me and this bitch did the turtle 69 and I totally blew all over her underchin."
by IWRESLTEDAGRUNDLEMUNCHERONCE May 28, 2008
see awkward turtle. place right palm over left hand, and stick thumbs out to each side (thus making a turtle). now, rub the right hand back and forth continually over the left hand. meaning: to point out your sketchy situation.
by yay4SARAH August 09, 2006
The mythical Cat Turtle is a cat in a hat. It can breathe fire, fly, and it can make lemonade. It has been kept secret from us because of the government. They are hogging these majestic beasts because of their ability of making lemonade. Truth be told the Cat Turtle was the inventor of lemonade but was found and a man person found one. He took ownership of being the true inventor of lemonade.
by Nugget Overlord October 31, 2016