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Susanning

Typical UHaul lesbian with a passion for not-fashion and highland cows. She strongly identifies with the L word and finds great pleasure in the idea of owning a strap that can not only provide the function of artificial insemination, that will not only provide her with an Ethiopian son named Mike, but "keep this pussy tight forever." She (currently) dreams of becoming a botanist and starting her own cum-unity garden in order to feed the underprivileged and wean them off of beef diets like baby highland cows off the teat.
You're totally Susanning right now, just chill out in your Mandalay Bay presidential suite.
by skskskskboy September 3, 2019
mugGet the Susanningmug.

Susan Wainwright

The most wonderful premade sim ever, and the goddess of premade sims.
Well, she is'nt, but she's infamous due to being very obsessive.
Man1: Oh, that Kaiko girl is so taken with Susan Wainwright!
Man2: Yeah she is.
by Kaiko Valley April 29, 2018
mugGet the Susan Wainwrightmug.

Nasty Susan

The act of ejaculating onto a toilet seat and having your sexual partner snort it off.
Babe I’m about bust don’t give me a Bent Benny give me a Nasty Susan
by Chad thundercock69 September 23, 2022
mugGet the Nasty Susanmug.

Susan

Used in internet slang, this originated as a failed autocorrection of the word stan.
It can be used to express excitement, approval or praise.
"You got an A+? Susan!"
by TheQueenOfDucks, Saint April 4, 2021
mugGet the Susanmug.

A "Susan"

A Susan is a person who is like a Karen BUT WORSE
Your being such a "Susan" rn
by altmose April 17, 2025
mugGet the A "Susan"mug.

Susan

The name of a Karen's mom. If Karen doesn't get her way she will bring Susan into the picture .
Joe: That Karen's mom was a Susan
Frank: Yeah you can tell by her shitty car
Joe and frank: hahahaha
by Dad with no milk August 12, 2022
mugGet the Susanmug.

Lazy Susan

The sexual maneuver in which a person servicing another person with a dildo removes said dildo and with it slaps the former recipient across the face.
by GloryJoel September 15, 2019
mugGet the Lazy Susanmug.

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