fuck whoever said that lacrosse players are fags that didn't make the football team. more than half the star lacrosse players today were star football players too. but they were actually smart and physically fit too, unlike the fatass dumb jock shit head lazy football players who don't run and just rag on others. fuck football
"Who look at that lacrosse player! He's so fucking fast its not funny. He's faster than our running back! And he actually has good grades unlike the entire retard football team."
by huopl June 03, 2008
Melanie is an age player!
by 🖤Zemblanity🖤 February 05, 2018
by m/s/p/ December 08, 2018
A middle class pimp. He makes as much as George W. Bush ,a corperate exectutive, or airline pilot(i.e. $50,000 to $200,000 a year) He also has 5 to 10 hookers working for him.
by Le Mans July 08, 2005
Not a douche bag, contrary to prior belief. We just enjoy the finer things in life, like sperrys. girls, nice clothes. AND of course lax pinnies, lax shorts, croakies and a sick pair of shades. And of course mid calves with nikes. Unlike football players, we date any girl who is dateable. Lacrosse players are usually cool in nature, and love laxin. Also. Lacrosse players are the hottest male athletes, it's been proven, ask any girl.
by Lax Bro 38 July 10, 2011
People whose soul meaning in life is to spend the majority of their time alone in their room,with a stack of old crusty porn mags,and Counter Strike playing 24/7 on their monitor.
Average CS players appearance is something akin to a mole with no fur,their eyes are red and swollen,and dried open,their skin is the color of porridge..more often than not seen at lans complete with buzzing flies,a large bucket nearby for toilet needs and the biggest stack of cheese and tomato pizzas you ever laid eyes on.
by Anthony Ainsworth March 05, 2003
n. A Girl/Guy you plan on building your life around. This person has all of the qualities and characteristics of the person you want to spend the rest of your life!
by Willie Bee Man June 06, 2017