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junk luggers

People who constantly carry or haul way to much garbage (or meaningless objects such as pre 90’s crt TVs, large boxes full of only left hand gloves / mittens, or bags of full grown cats - not kittens) than they can comfortably carry.
Tommy: “Hey Dad, look at those Junk Luggers over there! Two guys trying to carry an inflatable kiddy pool full of leeches and lamprey... they could use a third person, looks like an awkward haul.”

Dad: “Yes son, them some Junk Luggers for sure. Take note young man, you don’t want to be a junk lugger, no sir.”
by Dr. Chesty knuckles February 7, 2021
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C-Junk

Cheaply manufactured, low quality goods, tools and equipment made in and imported from China. C-Junk is made in China with inferior materials and quality controls and as such can pose a serious safety risks to end users.
Fall protection C-Junk equipment, made in China, is prohibited on most job sites due to serious safety concerns with their failure to adequately protect workers.

Those who buy C-Junk will always pay twice.
by Markoplex May 22, 2021
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junk in the trunk

Anal sex. Junk=genitalia Trunk=Butt
Junk+Trunk= Junk in the Trunk
He likes to put his junk in the trunk
by Keloid Conquerer January 25, 2010
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butt junk

by superduperdooperpooper October 6, 2003
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junk armor

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An athletic supporter, such as a jockstrap or a plastic cup, that protects the male genitals ("junk") against impact or injury.
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"That football hit me right in the crotch! If not for my junk armor I'd be singing soprano now."

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by al-in-chgo March 8, 2010
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Intelectual junk

information that is so aimed at a niche market of brains that there is no point in bothering with knowing, or just simply when a group of intelectuals have nothing better to do with there time that they resort to scrapping the barrel, of concepts, that really should'nt be looked in too deeply
"paper has to 0.09 mm thick in order to be paper" this intelectual junk
by nooglesgram February 6, 2007
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shoulder junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.
Look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man I hate getting shoulder junked.
by Ray Albright August 15, 2007
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