Rubber Baby

Pertaining to a kid that is so obnoxious it makes you never want to have kids especially through the use of birth control / rubbers. Hence “Rubber Baby”
Person 1: I went to my friend's house and their son is so out of control. He bit me seven times and punched me in the nuts twice.

Person 2 : I know me and my girlfriend were over there Saturday and it was enough to make us start using condoms

person 1 : Yeah he’s a real Rubber Baby

Source: deck man, stl
by deck man January 31, 2006
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rubber duck

In the movie "Convoy" mention is made of a rubber duck. With truckers it means they are being followed by the law.
by gclarkewill September 07, 2009
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Rubber Duck

You're gonna have to rubber duck it tonight. You mother-f*cking, c*ck-sucking, rubber ducking b*tch!
by Johanna Hudgens October 30, 2005
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rubber jhonny

have you got a rubber jhonny i can borrow
by jessicarrr October 08, 2008
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Rubber Mallard

A sex position in which the male hangs upside down by his ankles by a rubber cord attached to the ceiling. The female hangs on with her hands to whatever it is the male is hanging from, and this produces a nice bouncing effect with the rubber cord.

The term comes from the rubber cord used to attach the male's ankles to the ceiling with, and the term "mallard" is due to the fact that the male, when hanging upside down, resembles how a mallard looks when it is being hung upside down after being hunted.

The term is also the inspiration for a famous Ultimate Frisbee team, the "Rubber Mallards"
"What did you do last night?"
"Me and my girlfriend tried out the Rubber Mallard; it was amazing!"
by playa_h&f April 18, 2010
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chode rubber

noun; a person who takes their hand and circulates it in a counter clockwise movement "to rub off a chode"
shaq has hired a personal chode rubber to satisfy his cravings of hardcore, sometimes even bloody chode rubbing
by Anonymous September 23, 2003
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Rubber fucker

1.) A woman who is too fugly to get any ass. So she has to play with her dildo all night long.
That fatass Rubber Fucker is so ugly that even blinde guys don't wanna mess with her.
by K-a-t-e-e May 11, 2007
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