Fat slag who watches young children naked in their friends bedrooms. You do not want to be near this guy when he is horny, he will destroy you children.
by LongRetard May 19, 2020
by Jamie woolstencroft November 03, 2020
An absolute simp, loves girls but hates commiting to them, would cut of his leg for a friend, and would cut of his arms for a girlfriend. Usually prefers kissing rather than sex
by Crazy pepper 44 July 09, 2020
He's cool. He can sing and came out with the hit "Blame It" and was featured in a popular Kanye song "Gold Digger". He was in the movie about Ray Charles and Jarhead and appears on the Dave Chappelle Show. Which makes me laugh. I got his CD, Intuition, which is pretty good. In the beggining it's mostly club hits (in one, Lil' Wayne ruins his song which otherwise is great) and then turns into sex music. It also includes "Blame It".
He sings, acts, and my sister wants to ride him.
He sings, acts, and my sister wants to ride him.
by The 19th December 30, 2009
The Jamie Effect refers to the act by restaurant staff of putting Jamie Cullum music to cause a change the tempo/mood of the night causing people to ask for their bill and leaving the restaurant. Jamie Cullum effect doesnt work because the music is bad but rather due to it amazing ability to cause a mood change/ tempo change within the restaurant instantaneously. The Jamie Effect is used by the restaurant staff as a polite method of indicating to the remaining customers that it is now time to leave.
"hey man time to jamie it up"
"jamie effect strikes again"
"we need to jamie it up asap"
"oh man the jamie effect isnt working tonight, its too loud in here"
"jamie effect strikes again"
"we need to jamie it up asap"
"oh man the jamie effect isnt working tonight, its too loud in here"
by bond123123 August 20, 2011
A Peng boy who is also known as @iJever & who look just like Justin Bieber but they dont quite get along at the moment. Jamie & Justin have had arguments through Twitter about Jamie trying to stealing Justins fans when infact they both have seperate fans because they both do different things, My opinion is that i love both Bieber & Laou, and their arguments are between them:)
by Lucy Bieber June 13, 2011
She is one of the most beautiful girls. All her friends love her, especially her jokes. Her long hair always smells like flowers and when you walk past her you smell a nice flower breeze. Loves to write, draw and sing. Can't stop listening to music. Really wants to play an instrument but has no time (she thinks she has no time because she's always on her phone). A great girlfriend, because she's very loving and puts others on the first place, mostly herself on the third (yes, she thinks her cat is more important than herself). Loves to cuddle and drink hot cocoa. Wants to travel the world and see new things. Typical white girl, but with her own twist. She can talk too much or text you really often and it may seem annoying, but just give her a chance, she just wants to be loved. Hates easter. Is scared of almost everything. Hates make-up. Mostly one of the short cute girls. Has a lot of friends. Winter is her favorite season. Has loads of anxiety. Scared of other people's opinions.
by Helovesmebuthedoesnt December 12, 2016