This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.
by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021
Get the Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberriesmug. When a man shaces off his pubic hair and shapes it into a hamster then injects his seemen into and a girl eats it
by xXDwBXxD May 13, 2011
Get the saucy hamstermug. A Hamster is someone you think is the greatest- until you get to know them.
You put all your hopes and dreams into this fantasy of a person, but really you're just spinning your wheels in place and an actual future with them is non existent (like a hamster on a wheel- get it?).
You put all your hopes and dreams into this fantasy of a person, but really you're just spinning your wheels in place and an actual future with them is non existent (like a hamster on a wheel- get it?).
"What happened to that guy you've been gushing about?"
"Oh, Tom? Yeah, he turned out to be a hamster."
"Oh, Tom? Yeah, he turned out to be a hamster."
by TheBookofJo September 13, 2022
Get the A Hamstermug. When you climb on top of car and stick your dick through the sunroof, then get finished off until you drip like a hamsters water bottle into her mouth.
by Leonard1541452 June 4, 2024
Get the Hamster feedingmug. 
by pseudonym.com@noname.hanuhasme December 17, 2022
Get the hamstermug. Sarah got really thirsty after her date with John and asked him to give her a Thirsty Hamster in his Kia Soul
by JayPear69 February 20, 2024
Get the Thirsty Hamstermug.