Derek

A guy who may be strait but sucks a lot of dick he might have a lot of male friends but when he looks in your eyes he will take you home and suck your dick

Derek will live you for dick

by A guy named Derek November 18, 2019

derek

A nerdy autistic, and yet somehow a funny dude. Knows where to tickle you when you feel down and upset.

This guy right here is fo'sho a Derek.

My boy Derek is here to make you feel happy.

by BigSmoke_Lover69420 February 13, 2018

Pulling a Derek

Pulling a Derek means you delete something precious belonging to someone else which they spent hours and hours of their time on.

I'm going to be Pulling a Derek on Dog tonight!

by DoggoV2 April 20, 2019

Derek

The richest best friend among your best friends

Derek-The richest friends but never buys any expensive shit

by DerekisAsian November 21, 2021

Derek

A white guy who goes to Mexico without knowing any Spanish what so ever.

"Man, Chad was a real Derek when he went to Mexico."

by Lt. Overlord February 12, 2022

Derek

Snow blowing and pole climbing

*when you see someone plowing the roads*

“Omg DEREKKK”
*when you see someone fixing the light poles*
“Omg DEREKKK”

by Ffwfekakdmem February 19, 2024

Upstairs down stairs Derek

"Upstairs Downstairs Derek" is an age-old enigma, an elusive phrase passed through generations, its meaning stubbornly out of reach. Is it a historical reference, a forgotten tale, or a nonsensical quirk? Scholars and linguists have tried decoding it, yet the phrase resists interpretation, tantalizing and frustrating in equal measure. Its mystery is compelling, a reminder that some things remain unknown, testaments to language's power and humanity's fascination with the unexplained.

What is upstairs down stairs Derek

by bin man June 21, 2025