Derek is a sweet caring intellectual gorgeous baby who has time for everyone's problems. He is very divine and has a thing for Aphrodite. The Gods think highly of him and as it were highly of his moral integrity. He is a one of a kind Man of God and seeks the truth. A boy who can sniff out lies and untruth, he will go Gangnam style on you in a minute. His Correct Cross is God approved and ready for life altering moments of victory. This boy is Michael Jordan and is a by God Always Was. His magic is a nonmagical non starter for he uses correction. This boy in space will let you keep his car and he will never forget the first time you kiss. He is Garden Savvy and the only drugs he takes comes from a pharmacy. (Usually) his family is under a curse but this boy eats that shit for breakfast. Go Go Derek. Keep the throne.
Don't fuck with Derek! Derek sees Red and prefers correction. Derek says Jesus is such a beautiful name! Derek will treat Aphrodite like a God should be, ( you know if she were a girl).
by Derek and Aphrodite September 15, 2022
Get the Derekmug. every little thing this man does you will be in love with him and he will be in your mind 24/7. he is crazily funny and so obsessive!
by monkeyballz825 November 14, 2022
Get the the derek effectmug. Derek Richard Reed is Derek Richard Reed. No other explanation needed. Derek Richard Reed is the best person in the whole entire world. He is everybody’s mascot. Once you have Derek Richard Reed you can never let go. Nobody dislikes him because well how could they. Everybody loves him and always will. Derek Richard Reed is my superhero and a hero to everybody else .🥵😍❤️
by Ilovederekrichardreed August 31, 2022
Get the Derek Richard Reedmug. A max prestige’s diamond one meat rider to the fullest extent. If u are called “The Derek” you are one of the biggest meat riders (except derek) know to man.
man1: i sense a meat rider
man2: we call it The Derek
Meat rider Aka derek: hi guys i love meat in my mouth
man1: oh i see
man2: we call it The Derek
Meat rider Aka derek: hi guys i love meat in my mouth
man1: oh i see
by Meatriderhater July 21, 2022
Get the The Derekmug. The most goated man on earth, who would also be very impressed if someone who knew him were to be reading this right now.
by THEbutt man butt October 1, 2022
Get the Derek Webermug. Joe Derek is the best person u will meet in your life. You can always count on him for anything and he ain’t no snitch. So handsome . And a 10 inch stick
by What’s good May 22, 2018
Get the joe derekmug. A basic white girl of a guy. This guy is seen drinking star bucks and listening to white trash such as Applebottom jeans. Even so a derek can be one of the most funny people you ever meet and will always know how to make people laugh or get annoyed with him
by Class is over right? November 13, 2018
Get the Derekmug.