Josie Bishop

The proper name(which itself sounds marvelous) of the only girl in the world. Awesome and brilliant, this girl turns the most terrible thing into the best thing ever. Once you know her, you can't imagine the rest of your life without her. She is so beautiful and smart, that you cannot be indifferent to her presence. Basically, the perfect girl, even if she thinks otherwise. There's no actual definition to her name, as it is something you feel, not formulate an opinion about, hence any word is just not enough. And anyone that doesn't see that on her cannot deserve a spot on her heart. An advice: don't let her know you like her so soon, and be the best you can to her.
«the boy sees the list of his classmates over the teacher's desk and thinks»:

"Josie Bishop"...what a singular name!
by Jo'ves April 03, 2017
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To be engaged in a particularly enthusiastic session of pleasuring one’s self by relaxing in a gentleman’s way
Bollox to this, I’m off to thrash the head off the bishop
by Napoleon BonerPart February 06, 2023
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Seedy Bishop

When you go for confession but recieve oral sex instead
"Did you confess your sins?"

"Nah, I got a Seedy Bishop instead."
by Dr_Alto July 05, 2015
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Dirty Bishop

When a woman sitting next to you leaves an airport lounge before you, and you immediately sniff her seat to detect some sweet, sweet butt biscuits.
This chick was Charlotte-bound, so I had to pull a dirty Bishop and get me somma dem butt biscuits in my nostril holes.
by Flirtin Burton June 11, 2024
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Dirty Bishop

When someone runs over a kid in an elementary school than proceeds to fornicate with it in public and post it on 18+ websites
Did you hear Dax got in trouble for pulling another Dirty Bishop?
by YungChodisJones45 June 03, 2024
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Dirty Bishop

When somebody feeds little ginger boys weed edibles with vodka then proceeds to punch them to the floor as their crossfaded so they cannot defend themselves.
Did you hear Dax got in trouble for pulling another Dirty Bishop?
by YungChodisJones45 June 03, 2024
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joseph bishop

The most crakhead person you will ever meet
Man he sure was a Joseph Bishop
by MiracleDuck101 October 01, 2020
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