99makaveli

The greatest producer of all time.

99makaveli is a star.

by donut223 January 17, 2022

SCP-999

Known as the Cutest Creature in history.

People : can you tell how cute this scp-999 is?
Him : it's cuter than all of you

by K1N3D October 8, 2020

99chan

99chan is an underground chan that was created because every other chan is not in accordance with true "chan" values. It is nearly impossible to be included into the chan, because you are most likely cancerous.

Please do not talk about 99chan, because it should remain obscure and only for the "in-crowd".

"99chan opposes Scientology?"
"Yes, of course. But do not mention 99chan again."

by fubar.regs September 30, 2009

999

1) 911 in England.
2) Crap TV show.

1) Quick, call 999!
2) Welcome to 999 Lifesavers with me, Michael Buerk.

by Lee October 15, 2003

991

It's like the special person you want with your soul. In any case it refers to the trend of: 99 reasons to leave, 1 to stay.

So, this can be used as something ironic, example: ''I have an emergency, call my 991.''

by She controls my thoughts November 4, 2022

99chan

An obscure website visited by a number of autistic Canadian alcoholic homosexuals named Steve Bronlonius. Many of them get laid frequently with no real effort on their part. They enjoy telling tales of their own extreme autism, such as leaving cumrags out for roommates to find, or masturbating underneath school desks while in class. The only thing more despised on 99chan than the posters themselves are posts about 99chan - meta-posts.

I'm gonna go be autistic and make a meta thread in the shitcabinet of 99chan.

by Graywilde October 25, 2011

999

Term referring A Booty call.
A one night stand.
When you get a girls number at a club or a party and have little intent of calling her the next day.
A hoodrat hoe.
A hookup.

Guy: Hey can i get yo numba
Girl: Suure baby.
Girl gives guy number.
Guy programs her in as (Ashley)999
"Yo man im horny lets call up some 999s."
"Who is this girl?? she looks slutty, oh thats just a 999"

by Ghoodlum April 17, 2009