1. The horrible internet you steal from your neighbours. However bad, it is generally frowned upon to complain due to the fact that it is free access to The Internet.
2. A netting made out of your neighbours. This is a rarer use of the word. Because it's weird really.
2. A netting made out of your neighbours. This is a rarer use of the word. Because it's weird really.
Dave: "Oh boy! This neighbour-net is so slow! Yet I'm so thankful!"
Dave's Neighbour: "Sir, please stop stealing our Internet."
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Policeman 1: "So what was that Dave guy arrested for?"
Policeman 2: "He was caught making Neighbour-net."
Policeman 1: "That sick bastard!"
Dave's Neighbour: "Sir, please stop stealing our Internet."
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Policeman 1: "So what was that Dave guy arrested for?"
Policeman 2: "He was caught making Neighbour-net."
Policeman 1: "That sick bastard!"
by The Delusional Dave August 28, 2012
Get the Neighbour-netmug. Going through all your social network and posting a relevant picture of Nicholas cage on every post. When asked why you simply post another picture of cage with no explanation.
by knowledgeGod May 18, 2015
Get the caging the netmug. A Floor Of a building Designated For Routers, Switches, Firewall boxes, Rackmount systems, Web & FTP servers that serer for the local enterprise network system and/or the web. The net floor is also where Most Of the Technical services hangout, i.e. Technicians & network repair men.
Fromm: john@johnjohn.org
To: Netfloor@johnjohn.org
Yesterday I Couldn't access my Internet, I just wanted to inform you guys on Net floor 16 so it could maybe get fixed.
john doe @ office 122, floor 12
To: Netfloor@johnjohn.org
Yesterday I Couldn't access my Internet, I just wanted to inform you guys on Net floor 16 so it could maybe get fixed.
john doe @ office 122, floor 12
by J.c.McQueen December 12, 2008
Get the Net Floormug. by Brandon Urie December 8, 2016
Get the Net and chillymug. the net god is the giant net in the gym that you sacrifice other people's items to, such as a book, chair, binder, backpack, etc. a detention was the best achievment you could recieve for a while for sacrificing but now the greatest achievment is suspension. ALL HAIL NET GOD!
billy: dude i just sacrificed to the net god!
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(
by billymays69 October 13, 2011
Get the The Net Godmug. Nate: Andy why is your booty dripping?
Andy: Friggin Max must have spiked it through the net again...
Max: Yes I did buddy! Yes I did.
Andy: Friggin Max must have spiked it through the net again...
Max: Yes I did buddy! Yes I did.
by cuckfart October 13, 2020
Get the spiked it through the netmug. If you don’t do what I say I’m going to take that little twilight fanfiction that you wrote and I’m gonna put it all over “the nets” said by Ian Hecox from smosh the video is called I broke my foot
by Slim z July 2, 2023
Get the The netsmug.