ruby nuben hot pocket

slang term for the female genetalia.

"damn homey, i'm starving. i could sure go for a ruby nuben hot pocket."

by icebox February 14, 2003

Hot Pocket Effect

Destruction of one's lungs when braught to a low pressure from a high pressure with in seconds. This can be performed in a hyperbaric chamber by urgently venting the oxygen in the chamber. Maximum effect occurs when the person's airway is closed.

Faaawwwwwoooooooomm! ... "POP!" -Hot Pocket Effect-

by Angry Badger January 29, 2009

New Delhi Hot Pocket

The act of pouring curry, especially one which contains the fiery ghost chile, into a woman of Indian descent's vagina. The pourer then eats out this spicy poon, thus creating the New Delhi Hot Pocket.

Did you hear that Arvind gave his girlfriend Deepti a New Delhi Hot Pocket ?

by Chill As Muck July 12, 2011

frisco hot pocket

a frisco hot pocket is when a man shits in another man's asshole

Todd didn't feel like giving Dan oral, so he just gave him a frisco hot pocket

by BrandonDtheScientist May 24, 2011

Goldfish hot pocket

The act of chewing goldfish then spitting it into to woman's vagina then Fucking the hell out of her

Yeah dude I did the goldfish hot pocket to McKenzie last night

by Phoenix thompson January 20, 2017

Portuguese hot pocket

Before having sex with a woman you take any stinky fish and rub on your dick and balls. Then proceed to having anal sex and rite before you cum you pull out and let her down oraly your fish poo load.

So after i got done fishing i used the left over bait to give her a Portuguese hot pocket.

by Iced cream scampi sandwitches October 24, 2017

reverse alabama hot pocket

the art of separating the vagina lips and taking a shot gun shit inside, then eating the girl out.

Stingray decided instead of A regular Alabama hot pocket he would take it to the next level with a reverse Alabama hot pocket

by 420noscopingswagfag November 18, 2014