touch the table

The act of performing a mundane, useless, or irrelevant task or action to appease to one or a few people, whose reason(s) for said task or action are just as mundane, useless, or irrelevant.

Person 1: You're invited to my party!
Person 2: Thanks, but I'm vegan. I'll only come if there's no meat-eaters there.
Person 1: Fuck that, I'm not about to touch the table for you!

by JayKayIsMyName April 23, 2019

Enable-table

A table that or cabinet that enables you to store more useless clutter.

That useless table you bought is only an enable-table for you to keep more junk around the house.

by Lazybug September 12, 2019

table mate

A cowerer who goes to a conference with you who sits at the same table.

Hey pal, who is your table mate today?

by mr+Incognito September 18, 2019

table trash

Sluts found at pool halls. Asks you to teach her to play pool so you can bend her over the table. Constantly strokes the pool stick mimicking a bad handjob.

The pool table is surrounded by table trash.

by Hafnerd August 16, 2019

Trophy Table

A table full of empty cans, bottles and glasses of alcohol that accumulate from a long night of drinking.

“We had such a great night of drinking. We have a trophy table of 30 beer cans and bottles to prove it!”

by The Ginger Snap no. 2 June 2, 2018

Pulling a Table

When you literally slam yourself into a small space ; frantically screeching - bathroom preferred, and repetitively keep doing so, even if you know you won't fit. After countless tries, you run down a staircase into a different room - knocking everything over in your path, only to end up jamming yourself on the steps.

Em : what is he doing ?
Ari : it looks as if he is pulling a table in the house !

by Jibril Grimm June 7, 2018

Penis table

When a male is trying to grind with a female during a dance, but his height makes it so that his entire genitalia is in line with the female's mid back. Therefore, the female's ass functions, essentially, only as a table for the male's penis.

Yeah, my friend has grown quite tired of clubs, everytime he tries to grind with someone her ass just becomes a penis table.

by woody151 January 27, 2020