When a super-perverted fangirl of anime/manga thinks it's "cute and adorable" to write a fanfic about their favorite characters having sex with each other in the most graphic way possible.
Guy: What are you reading?
Perverted fangirl: I think it's cute reading about them have sex with each other!
Guy: WTF man?! Why are you reading a lemon fanfic?
Pereverted fangirl: STFU, the author worked hard on this story, can't you see?
Guy: I've lost faith in humanity.
Perverted fangirl: I think it's cute reading about them have sex with each other!
Guy: WTF man?! Why are you reading a lemon fanfic?
Pereverted fangirl: STFU, the author worked hard on this story, can't you see?
Guy: I've lost faith in humanity.
by GunnyMan4 August 20, 2016

Lemon is taking his laptop to Las Vegas so that he can play Second Life, therefore he is Busting a Lemon.
by Kesslinger January 14, 2009

You line a pan with a cookie sheet, then you piss on it. Put it in the freezer overnight and in the morning you will have a frozen sheet of piss. Now take said piss-sheet and slip it under someone's door for a wonderful surprise.
Brian was being a douche, so I slipped a lemon glacier under his dorm room door while he was sleeping. I lemon-glaciered his dorm room.
by Gosha July 28, 2008

The brief instant when lemonparty.org flashes on your screen before you have time to close the window.
by whatthelemon August 20, 2013

When you bust a nut (skeet) so hard as you jizz your face looks like you are sucking on a mouthful of lemons.
Roger did a lemon skeet last night.
I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.
I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Maggie went down on me as soon as I got in from my workout. I guess she was horny enough not to be bothered by my lemon ballz.
I need a shower. I can smell my own nasty ass lemon ballz.
I could tell by the watering of her eyes, she was gagging on my lemon ballz.
I need a shower. I can smell my own nasty ass lemon ballz.
I could tell by the watering of her eyes, she was gagging on my lemon ballz.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020

The best of citruses.
by TosterOven January 29, 2017
