e-scatological punishment

Derived from "eschatology", the end of time or the apocalypse; "e" as in e-mail; and "scatological" : having to do with feces.

Poetic justice at the Final Judgment by being forced to watch nauseating internet scat porn.

Ted's lack of faith and porn addiction earned him e-scatological punishment. He was forced to watch repetitions of "Two Girls One Cup" for all eternity.

by samuelducanada May 6, 2011

E. Burns

A person that loves Burger King

ur eating so much Burger King ur pulling a E. Burns

by ErblinIsMyName46 March 8, 2022

e-platter

Any person required to invest inordinate amounts of time in serial, or multiple, e-platform dating sites, none of which honor filters, or offer absolute ID authentification and profile verification, sufficient for vetting for safety, professional and education fit, to narrow or optimize search time required for discovering potentially legitmate, suitable companions.

I don't want to invest the balance of my spare time in an e-platter search mode, seeing every mug shot in the world.

E-platting takes all the fun out of dating, since it's like being the security cam person who's trying to scan every face passing in Times Square 24/7/365 looking for the one!

by Rebop June 11, 2018

E

used when you dont know what else to say

Other people in a group chat talking about something you don't know:

You: E

by Kingbush August 3, 2022

E. Diddy

Any guy who looks even somewhat like a child predator and has a first name starting with the letter E. People around him think he hangs around the preschool searching for his next victim.

Guy 1: Is it just me, or does that guy Eric look like a total pedophile?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a real E. Diddy, probably looking for a toddler to touch rn.

by some random dude on the web March 3, 2025

Chuck E. Sucky

1. Getting/giving head at a Chuck E. Cheese's, mainly in the bathrooms (or in the Sky Tubes if you're risky).

2. Giving the guy wearing the Chuck E. Cheese outfit head (this only counts if the helmet stays on).

While my kids were in the ballpit, me and Sarah went into the back to give me a Chuck E. Sucky.

by DoctorDont November 18, 2021

E

It do just be a fuckin' letter

E

by Delicious Sandwich March 2, 2022