Brown noise situation

Exaggerated chaos that ensues following a relatively small act or event. Refers to Episode 317 of South Park in which Cartman's mission to find the brown noise creates a domino effect that leads to devestation and destruction around the world

(Random person's thoughts as they happen) "oh shit I just tripped over, whoops and I knocked over that glass of water at the same time, oh my god and it's gone all over that lamp and OVER THE WIRES &!%£$%^AAAAARRGGHHH BROWN NOISE SITUATION!!"

by K Ellis January 9, 2009

brown hair effect

When someone has gotten on your nerves so bad, that even mundane facts about the person, like brown hair, bothers you.

Similar to BEC/bitch eating crackers, except it’s not even about what the person is doing, at this point the fact they happen to have brown hair annoys you.

(Kev, who is generally a prick)

Johnny: fucking kev with his stupid brown hair.
Jules: lmao, kev got that brown hair effect

by lmaosk8s March 2, 2022

Browning Me Off

V. To wear ones patience thin, to be vexatious to the spirit

"I say, this chap is rather Browning Me Off... Fetch my shooter... "

by fatboyspence January 12, 2012

Brown lemon water

Chop the end off a lemon then insert Into the rectum with the chopped end facing out. Tighten and relax the nipper valve till the adequate amount of brown lemon water is added to your favourite soft drink.

'what did you put in my Fanta dude, it tasted tangy?'

'ohh that... I just added some brown lemon water, nothing to worry about'

by LtKush August 2, 2019

Chris Brown Town

When a male in between 20 and 30 clautes a family member or partner

‘Amrit Singh took jasvinder to Chris brown town‘
‘You have a one way ticket to Chris brown town‘
‘If she ever hit me I would take her to Chris brown town’

by RomanianRammerDylan September 30, 2020

Done A Ben Brown

The word given for someone who has excrement (feces) them selves once intoxicated (drunk).

Someone is completely drunk, and has shat themselves, normally wiping the excrement around their body. This someone has Done A Ben Brown.

Dude is off his head, has no idea what he is doing. He's so drunk that he soils him self and begins to wipe it all over his face, or body. This dude, has Done A Ben Brown.

by Son_Of_God_777 June 10, 2009

brown eye spinner

Any person who sits on a penis and spins around easily due to a loose asshole.

wow I bet that trick is a brown eye spinner.

by Baste Force February 4, 2015