Needy vs. Simp

Me vs. You. Also known as two people who are talking where the girl is needy and the guy is a simp, but the guy refuses to admit that he is a simp and in return calls the girl a simp even though she is just needy.

Damn, that girl Kim is needy as fuck, but that guy Trevor is a simp. It's a Needy vs. Simp situation.

by 0001020304050607080900 January 28, 2021

Simp

Mario

Mario is such a simp, omg

Mario is a simp for C and he doesn't even admit it.

by KillerBee2542 November 23, 2021

Simp

A guy who puts dishwashers before bros. He puts all his effort into a lady and he gets nothing in return from her; an acronym for Someone Idolising for Mediocre Pussy.

Nigel: I sent her $5,000 dollars to her webpage, I bought her a car, a house, and I spent my money on her on vacations and we aren’t still even dating yet! I’m going to simp harder by stealing my parents’ credit cards.

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Simp

A simp is someone that acts like Paul Adlassnig when a female is around or involved.

A: "Did you see how Paul acted around his girlfriend?"
B. "Yeah, he be acting like a simp."

by Max Griesmayer August 4, 2022

Simp

You

“Whats a simp?”

“You, you’re a s i m p

by Yvyde April 11, 2020

Nigga Simp

When a nigga is doing simp things for another nigga.

*Roy calls Chase*

Roy: Yo bro could you get me a ride to ya crib?

Chase: Yeah I got you bro.

Roy: Thanks bruh!

Chase: No problem bro. I was bored and had nun to do anyway. If you ever need sum I gotchu.

*Both hangs up*

Roy: Yeah he’s a nigga simp...

by D_Money1906 November 22, 2020

Simp

A person who changes their wallpaper to a male

Simp

by Leopardzo October 17, 2020