Carriage Driver Hands

This word is neither an insult or compliment. The word exists for the soul purpose of confusion and contemplation usually on the older generation.

Karen wanted her older lover to put his Carriage Driver Hands on her.

by Steezmiester June 21, 2020

Mayonnaise Hands

After you eat a jar of mayonnaise with your bare hands and your hands are sticky and it looks and feels like you came on your hands.

Brad: Yo I shook Chad's hand and it felt like there was cum on it
Jacob: No I think he just has mayonnaise hands.

by Lil Mayonnaise June 22, 2018

Billy the Great bj hand outer

This kid is fat, gay, and horny, what else could you want in a mofo!

Damn that kid Billy the Great bj hand outer is nice and plump and gay and horny for me!

by fat ass lard ass February 6, 2025

hand jiggle

Another form of masturbating from when your partner tugs on your pork sausage to get you to climax.

Hey bro my girl gave me a hand jiggle in the parking lot of the school during lunch.

Bro: what the hell

by Midwesttitan August 21, 2022

Minute hand going backwards

Intense sense of dread, utter uselessness and lack of meaning.

"My whole life is just this! the ticking of the minute hand going backwards!"

by the_britwithnodrip December 30, 2023

Lamb hands

Someone who knocks over drinks

Great drew knocked another drink over, he's got lamb hands

by Jaypeebee00 November 16, 2022

Mr. Hands

Enumclaw, Washington! Filmed and distributed zoophilic pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion.

Did you google "Mr. Hands?" - What a Wikipedia article...

by Lamb Hailer February 26, 2022