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The motto of the Chaos insurgency, a GoI in the SCP foundation.
Person one: I have a question for you.
Person two: yeah?
Person one: Should intermitted vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us?
Person two: oh
by 933 August 31, 2025
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authoritative Hand

Hey Jamie you using authoritative hands on me in bed tonight?
by K456 November 28, 2020
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My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections
*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand
by jabberwokey October 11, 2023
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left handed comment

A comment made with the intent of being condesinding or a smart ass.
did you hear her make that Left Handed Comment like you didnt have a clue: "This is BS, I hope you know that!"
by BSpatrole November 8, 2013
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Hawaiian Hand-Shake

The Act when two people, male or female does not matter, where one proceeds to shit into the other's gaping asshole, so the piece of shit is in limbo between both person's anal cavity. After this, the 2 people start to shake their bottoms until the turd breaks apart, creating a handshake
"Mr. Page seemed very nice when I met him, so I gave him a Hawaiian hand-shake as a sign of gratitude for his work at our company!"
by JamesPage February 4, 2025
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Strong Hand

With one hand you use your middle finger, your index finger and your thumb to pleasure a female while she is on all fours. Usually while she is off to your side blowing you. The angle bends your hand. And if done right you should feel like the guy from the scary movie film.
Girl!!! He gave me that strong hand and I couldn't stop moaning during the BJ I was giving him.

Don't be selfish, give her the strong hand!
by Roamingsage August 28, 2025
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Hand shake sausage

The man part between thy legs
by Bones712 December 10, 2022
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