Water Headache

Having a major headache after taking a shower, a bath, swimming or being in water for a long time. The headache usually occurs within a few minutes.

Jim: Dude, why does my head hurt so much!

Bob: Werent you in the shower ten minutes ago?

Jim: Yeah, but wh-

Bob: You have a water headache.

Jim: Ohhhhh ouch!

by Igiko Pop September 28, 2011

Starbucks water

When a basic white girl gives a golden shower.

We were going at it and she jumped up and gave me some Starbucks water.

by Air handler December 09, 2021

Carol waters

Carol waters is a obese middle school teacher who a lot of kids hate but parents say she has the “heart of a old grandma” And she always looks like she’s sunburned

Carol waters is a bitch

by 00viporn00 December 24, 2022

Shit-water-dick

When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.

“Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”

by Sir big peni March 10, 2018

Sparkling water

Tastes like TV static. Absolute shit.

I saw someone on the road starving so I gave him sparkling water and said - “Andrew Tate will be pleased”.

by Ligament May 25, 2023

Sparkling water

It's literally just water but for bouge people who think their too good for normal water

Person 1: What do you wanna drink?
Person 2: Sparkling water.
Person 1: Just drink fucking tap water.

by GeeLuver September 27, 2022

Water King

Water Kinging (wkg for short) is copying effortlessly.

This phrase can be used to say that something or someone is the walmart version of someone else and it can also be used to describe someone or who has cheated. The origins of the expression can be traced back to the creation of the "company" Water King (wkg), known for its high prices for bad products, lack of originality and clear desire to be the next "Supreme" or "Wlkn".

My teacher saw me water kinging during my exam so he gave me 0%.
Trippie Red is water kinging of Lil Uzi Vert.

by Lil Champ December 13, 2017