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fuck me ears

When a person, typically a woman, who has outrageously big ears, which would sereve as handles durring a blowjob.
She had some great fuck me ears to hold onto.

Think Jessica Simpson in Employee of the Month.
by p_man February 21, 2009
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Fuck me hair

Is a hair style a woman gets when she has been fucked really nice and hard missionary style. The back of her hair looks like a rat's nest.
The hooker walked out of the room with fuck me hair.
by dmpf October 25, 2009
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Miss Me Yet

Billboard in Minnesota showing Former President George W. Bush's 'Happy Face' accompanied by the above caption. It was rumored to have been placed by a group of people, not as an advertisement, but as criticism of the current Administration under President Obama. It has gained memetic status as an internet joke and popular shirt and bumper sticker.
Yes, the Miss Me Yet sign is real...
by an unconcerned citizen December 23, 2010
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Pick Me Girl

Essentially, it is a girl with internalized misogyny that is willing to turn against her own gender for the attention and approval of men. They ignore blatantly sexist behavior, even sometimes participating as to not seem unfunny or uncool. They also try their best to separate themselves from "other girls" because they see other girls as bad or basic compared to themselves, who are inherently special and therefore deserve male attention.
Guy: *makes sexist comment*
Girls: wow that's rude wtf
Pick me girl: lol, it's just a joke. Girls can't take jokes lololol!!! This is why I only hang out with guys, girls are too dramatic. *immediately checks to see if the male agrees with her*
by Starquti February 10, 2021
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Bring Me The Horizon

Quite simply, they are the most disgraceful excuse for music the world has ever witnessed in the metal music genre.

All those with common sense will realize that Bring Me The Horizon is a pathetic excuse for 'deathcore' or 'metal'. Even then, many will struggle to even call it neither 'metal' or 'deathcore.

The band itself comprises of utter failures. The band only receives attention via their lead singer, Oli Sykes. He is praised by millions upon millions of unintelligent emo and scenester chicks who think he is "t0talllly hawt <3".

All guy fans are also obviously scenesters and praise Oli once again for his apparent vocal talent which appears completely non-existent to the those without tone death problems.

Bring Me The Horizon's fans have a high chance of not knowing jack-shit about any band member except for Oli. For further proof of the scenester chicks and tone-death scenester men, simply check the bands Myspace page comment's box.

One final issue is the criticism. Simply googling reviews of Bring Me The Horizon will behold plentiful results where heavy metal critics detest the band and point out the band's lack of talent, especially in the area of guitar riffs.

So please, do yourself a favour, avoid Bring Me The Horizon/BMTH and hate them with a passion whilst trying to convert their scenester fans to the truth and the lack of talent possessed by BMTH.
Male Scenester: I love Bring Me The Horizon!!!

Person: Really? I didn't know you love cock.

Example Two:
Female Scenester: I love Oli Sykes!!!

Person: Really? I didn't know you loved pussy.
by Spence7 May 15, 2009
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help me, Rhonda

Hooking up with random people, who are not necessarily all that attractive, because youre confused and depressed after a breakup.
"Joe and Alisha are doing a little Help me, Rhonda in the bathroom"

"Help me, Rhonda, help me get her out of my heart."
by thedork May 27, 2006
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Pickle me kumquat

1) First used as a pirates way of saying "give me your wifes penis"

2) Now used as a statement to attract the opposite sex with vigor and passion.
by Kumquatunityforeverpenis March 13, 2011
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