Your as fucking sober as my nan, take a drink.. when i come back in 30 seconds i want that can to be empty.
by GuyMercer November 14, 2011
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Person you are annoying: "NO I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING MOMMY!!!"
You: "Are you sure?"
Person you are annoying: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
You: "Ok.....Mommy"
Person you are annoying: "FUCK OFF!!!"
You:................................................MOMMY!!!!!!"
Person you are annoying: "NO I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING MOMMY!!!"
You: "Are you sure?"
Person you are annoying: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
You: "Ok.....Mommy"
Person you are annoying: "FUCK OFF!!!"
You:................................................MOMMY!!!!!!"
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Get the Are you my mommy? mug.An Australian term used in times of great frustration, annoyance, dispair or surprise. Used in occasions where the simple term Fuck is not expressive enough.
You are three quarters the way through an assignment that’s due in a few hours, and you have a power failure and lose your entire assignment. "Fuck My Dog" (dispair)
You are at a bar and accidentally spill your vodka and cranberry drink down the front of your silky white top "Fuck My Dog"(annoyance)
You are challenging your mate to a video game duel and you get beaten for the sixth time in a row, and it’s a close one. "Fuck My Dog" (frustration)
You see unbelievable girl in the street and her boob accidentally pops out of her dress exposing her bare breast. "Fuck My Dog" (suprise)
You are at a bar and accidentally spill your vodka and cranberry drink down the front of your silky white top "Fuck My Dog"(annoyance)
You are challenging your mate to a video game duel and you get beaten for the sixth time in a row, and it’s a close one. "Fuck My Dog" (frustration)
You see unbelievable girl in the street and her boob accidentally pops out of her dress exposing her bare breast. "Fuck My Dog" (suprise)
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by Tha Cuddla April 27, 2004
Get the pimp my ride mug.My Chemical Romance are a band from NJ. I;m not going to attempt to give them a specific genre, because they have many influences. Guitar wise they use a mixture of punk and metal riffs, mainly due to the bands love of bands like the Misfits, and metal bands such as iron Maiden. Lyrically, Gerard Way writes in a style similar to that of Morrisey, using metaphors and story-telling to get across his point.
In reading the other definitions here, I was quite angered by the many comments about the band slitting their wrists, or encouraging their fans to do so, because one of the most important messages the band gives out is that self-harm is not acceptable. "No-one should ever feel the need to hurt themselves, because the rest of the world hurts you badly enough." They hate the idea of self-harm, and will always encourage their fans to get some help. Regardless of whether or not you personally like the music, people should never insult a band that to someone else could mean so much, and could have helped someone else so much. I don't like Slayer, to me slayer just sounds like noise, but I won't insult them because to someone they could have been a great help, could inspire them, or could just mean a lot to someone.
Band members are Gerard Way, Frank Iero, Mikey Way, Ray Toro, and Bob Bryar. Yes, they are all quite good looking, but that isn't what the music is about, and they get quite uncomfortable about the attention to their looks.
They're very nice guys, I hung out without them quite a bit a few weeks ago, and none of them once mentioned a wish to slit their wrists, mainly they just took the mickey out of each other, and tried to set me on fire by dropping their cigarettes on my shoes.
Whilst all of them hate homophobia, and make a point of standing up for anti-prejudiced feelings, none of them are actually gay, just open-minded people, who stand up for others who can't stand up for themselves.
They aren't emo, please research genres and learn correct definitions before you label bands as emo.
In reading the other definitions here, I was quite angered by the many comments about the band slitting their wrists, or encouraging their fans to do so, because one of the most important messages the band gives out is that self-harm is not acceptable. "No-one should ever feel the need to hurt themselves, because the rest of the world hurts you badly enough." They hate the idea of self-harm, and will always encourage their fans to get some help. Regardless of whether or not you personally like the music, people should never insult a band that to someone else could mean so much, and could have helped someone else so much. I don't like Slayer, to me slayer just sounds like noise, but I won't insult them because to someone they could have been a great help, could inspire them, or could just mean a lot to someone.
Band members are Gerard Way, Frank Iero, Mikey Way, Ray Toro, and Bob Bryar. Yes, they are all quite good looking, but that isn't what the music is about, and they get quite uncomfortable about the attention to their looks.
They're very nice guys, I hung out without them quite a bit a few weeks ago, and none of them once mentioned a wish to slit their wrists, mainly they just took the mickey out of each other, and tried to set me on fire by dropping their cigarettes on my shoes.
Whilst all of them hate homophobia, and make a point of standing up for anti-prejudiced feelings, none of them are actually gay, just open-minded people, who stand up for others who can't stand up for themselves.
They aren't emo, please research genres and learn correct definitions before you label bands as emo.
"He said "Son when, you grow up, will you be, the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned."
He said "will you defeat them, your demons and all the non-believers, the plans they have made.""
"We'll Carry on
Though your dead and gone believe me
Your memory will carry on
We'll carry on
And in my heart I cant contain it
The anthem wont explain it."
"Defiant to the end, we hear the call"
My Chemical Romance-Not exactly depressing lyrics in my opinion.
Welcome to the Black Parade-Possibly the most uplifting song I've heard.
He said "will you defeat them, your demons and all the non-believers, the plans they have made.""
"We'll Carry on
Though your dead and gone believe me
Your memory will carry on
We'll carry on
And in my heart I cant contain it
The anthem wont explain it."
"Defiant to the end, we hear the call"
My Chemical Romance-Not exactly depressing lyrics in my opinion.
Welcome to the Black Parade-Possibly the most uplifting song I've heard.
by M L B September 19, 2008
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