national hold hands day

april 17 & 18 hold hands with your boy best friend if you’re a girl. if you’re a boy hold hands with your girl best friend. if your a circle hold hands with a square idk

“hey didn’t you hear? it’s national hold hands day”

by masterflex3000 April 16, 2019

2nd hand drunk

The feeling I got after watching Skeppy's drunk stream.

"Oh my god I'm getting 2nd hand drunk!"
"Are you watching Skeppy's drunk stream?"
"Yeah."

by Pingspoofing shrimp January 31, 2021

Sped Hands

A term I used in the forth grade to get my friend out of trouble because he had paint on his hands and ruined my shirt on "accident". I said some mentally retarded kid with the surname of "Sped Hands" Put the paint on my shirt hence the name.

Luca:crap I got paint your shirt!

Jon: it's fine I'll just tell everyone it was some retard.

Luca: Yeah refer to him as "Sped Hands"!
Jon: Okay!

by JBJB69420 February 7, 2025

second hand slut

When an ugly girl thinks she is the shit because her hot friends get attention. She mistakes her friends attention for her own. It gives her a big ego.

dude Kennedy is such a second hand slut, she thinks all the dudes want her.

by chuckschuckles April 6, 2025

chucky two hands

A former waiter turned bailiff in Riverside who eats his donuts with 2 hands.

You Chucky two hands was eating his Boston Cream with both hands.

by Bailiff Ray T December 13, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Second Hand Smoke

It's when a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes, gives you a blow job, and right when you cum she blows as hard as she can forcing cum and smoke out of your mouth, and chance to get cancer of the dick.

Erik got second hand smoke from a toofy blow job. He didn't know anything about it until cum and smoke came out his nose.

by Tractorbandit1 November 17, 2023