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jesus fucking christ

when ur actually severely injured and.......
Rob: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY FUCKING ARM IS FUCKING CUT OPEN LIKE A PUSSY GOD HELP THE FUCKING PAIN FGFHTDGHFHGDHDFSGRSGHFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKK *inhales* AHAGAGAHGAGAHYHAHAAAAGAGAGGGAGAAAAAAÀÆAAAAAA *lungs start to collapse* HAGHAGHAGAHHGAGAGEEEAAAAAAAAA WHYYYYYUUUUUU AUGEGHGHGHGHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *right lung is collapsed* LORD PLEASE SEND ME TO HEAVEN BEFORE I DIE I'M SORRY FOR BEING HORNY, WATCHING HENTAI, AND JERKING OFF, AGAHAGAFGFFGAAAAAAAAAA *fucking dies*
by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021
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Matt Fucking Tomeo

A true legend. Know for some of the greatest rally backs in history. Aka MFT
Holy shit that’s Matt Fucking Tomeo
by Meowmeow112 November 20, 2021
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Silent Fucking

The act of intercourse without emotion or sound. No make any faces. Not even feeling resentment or love. Not making a noise.
That guy was a silent fucker last night. I forgot someone was fucking me! I love silent fucking!
by IDunFucknKNOW September 20, 2021
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Finger fucking fool

This is a person who only sticks to sexual intercourse with their fingers because their dick isn’t quite big enough. These people are terrible people who have middle parts and wear hats all the time. They will bring you into the bedroom with their sexy looks only to disappoint you when they have their index finger third knuckle deep into your vagina.
I hate Aedan, he’s a finger fucking fool with a dick the size of an ant
by All the way to the top November 25, 2021
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Butt fracking

When your significant other cosplays SS Uncle Sam and says, “Bring that oil over here!”
Bob: Yeah, there was no democracy in that bedroom last night. There was a lot of butt fracking going on.

Jim: Wow, so patriotic of you! Thank you for your service!
by huskyboi January 29, 2022
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Santa Fucking

Dressing as Santa and having sexual intercourse on December 25th.
Hey man, I think my girlfriend wants to try Santa Fucking this year.
by Dicky Brewski December 9, 2021
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Giant-fucking-ass-crack

This is used when a woman has had to much for one night
Wow my Giant-fucking-ass-crack hurts let's continue later
by Nespa December 19, 2021
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