Hillbilly 3 Way

The most heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's own sister and mother.
Virgil, I tell ya I really had a helluva time last Saturday night! I was out in the barn going at it, bumpin nasties all hot and heavy with my sister Tootsie Sue and outta nowhere here comes mama bustin up in to there hollerin'.... "Hells bells lookie here!!! Y'all are sho nuff "stirring the stanky sludgepot and done gone and left me out! No matter, help me pull off my muck boots, we can still get this un across the finish line!"

Now Virgil, that was my first Hillbilly 3 Way but it ain't gonna be my last! I figger I'm a ready for big city livin now!!!
by Ted Snisha October 17, 2023
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Dec 3

When its third of December and you need to give your girlfriend/ side-hoe a sweater or hoodie, she must give you sloppy toppy, as written in Law 34. of Section 7
Gf: Hey bae its Dec 3, you know what that means?
Bf: You get a sweater and i get head 🤝
by Longballsguy December 03, 2023
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3/4 squishy

When a man is struggling for an erection and gets partially there. Not too hard, not too soft. Not enough to have sex.
Babe, I’m sorry. It’s a 3/4 squishy. I’m so close. Maybe suck on me a little?
by Yeah unfortunately March 07, 2021
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3 words 8 letters

3 words:
I love you
8 letters:
I L O V E Y O U
Dude- “ man I have 3 words 8 letters to say to this girl

Bro- “wut?”
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Rule #3

Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!
I brought this sexy chic home last night. As we walked in I said Rule #3 and her clothes were off before she was through the door!
Rule #2 Hide the bong! But that’s a different rule!!
by Byshop123 May 31, 2020
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lane 3

the lane on a swim team in which the talented but lazy swimmers go. not quite hard core enough for lane 1 or hard working enough for lane 2, but better than lanes 4-6.

could go to state if they did their full sets, but they're too laid back. lane three is a good time typically full of chill people and one person who swims on the wrong side of the lane or attempts to wound others.
Coach: You know, you could go to state.
Swimmer: Nah, that's okay. I'm too used to lane 3.
by shrimptown June 09, 2011
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nat :3

a nat is a an amazing person, someone who always tries their best no matter what. someone who is creative, loving and unique. someone with an amazing heart who also has a wonderful sense of humor and is passionate about the things and people they love, no matter how chronically exhausted they may be.

nats are amazing people who always try their hardest to be there for those around them, usually their favourite colour is purple, not to mention they love cats. they're very silly individuals, it's a blessing to be a nat :3!
wow! you remind me of a nat :3, you're the best!
by fayendere September 06, 2023
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